AlexJames Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 It was entertainment night at the senior center and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, "Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations. He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly,----- it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces. Shit!" said the Hypnotist ... And it took three weeks to clean up the senior center. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Erm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexJames Posted August 13, 2008 Author Share Posted August 13, 2008 hahaha... come on it wasnt that bad...... was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 hahaha... come on it wasnt that bad...... was it? It was worse, you've either forgotten to paste in the funny bits or it's not actually a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 For future reference http://www.thefreedictionary.com/joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seb Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Well I got it, and I've heard worse jokes I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Well I got it, and I've heard worse jokes I suppose. See my post above for the definition of joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Sounds like this joke came from the 'special price' Christmas Cracker's section at Asdas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bolarbag Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Am I hypnotised or was that the worst joke I've ever heard? I'd like my 2minutes bac please in the form of cash payment Paypal details sent:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexJames Posted August 13, 2008 Author Share Posted August 13, 2008 sorry no refunds... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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