heckler Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 1. What do you call a chav in a box? Innit. 2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted 3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe. 4 . Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs. 5 . How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint three stripes on it. 6 . Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police 7 . What do you say to a chav with a job? Can I have a big mac please 8 . Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame? A Nova seats 4 9. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river? A start. 10 . Why did the Chav cross the road? To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever. 11 . What do you call a Chav at college? The cleaner. 12. Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins? Society. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=32015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soonto_HAS_soop Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 LOL, nice one Si. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heckler Posted March 1, 2005 Author Share Posted March 1, 2005 http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=32015 Arse. Oh well.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soop Dogg Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 We liked your version better, Si! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heckler Posted March 1, 2005 Author Share Posted March 1, 2005 We liked your version better, Si! hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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