Gaz6002 Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 One day God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah, me old china, I want you to make me a new Ark". Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being. Anything you want. After all, you're the guv". But God interrupts, "Ah, but there's a catch. This time, Noah, I don't want just a couple of decks, I want 20 decks one on top of the other." "20 DECKS!" screams Noah. "Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say. Should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?" "Yep, that's right. Well, sort of right. This time I want you to fill it up with fish," God answers. "Fish?" queries Noah. "Yep, fish. Well, to make it more specific, Noah, I want carp - wall to wall, floor to ceiling - Carp!" Noah looks to the skies. "OK God my old mucker, let me get this right, you want a New Ark?" "Check". "With 20 decks, one on top of the other?" "Check". "And you want it full of Carp?" "Check". "Why?" Asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely getting to the end of his tether. "I dunno....I just fancied a multi-storey Carp Ark" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 Oh dear god.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erol_h Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 ohh how sad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyB Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 lol oh dear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 excellently crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 Puntastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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marcAB10 Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Oddball Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Shockingly carp! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 That really was a load of carp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted August 6, 2008 Author Share Posted August 6, 2008 That really was a load of carp. Loving your work there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Loving your work there Oi, he copied my idea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Yeah but mine was an improved design. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobbeh Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Thats Grrrr-eat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzi Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Oh crap carp, thats funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 I wouldnt carp on about this joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted August 6, 2008 Author Share Posted August 6, 2008 Oi, he copied my idea! It was so subtle I missed it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Yeah but mine was an improved design. So was sony but john logie baird will still claim originality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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