bigcol Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Just got this via email... well i thought it was funny:D Good morning and welcome to a brand new edition of 'ASYLUM'. Today's program features another chance to take part in our exciting Competition: Hijack an airliner and win a council house! We've already given away hundreds of millions of pounds and thousands of dream homes, courtesy of our sponsor the British Taxpayer. And don't forget, we're now the fastest growing game on the planet. Anyone can play, provided they don't already hold a valid British passport and you only need one word of English: 'ASYLUM'!. Prizes include all-expenses-paid accommodation, cash benefits starting at £180 a week and a chance to earn thousands more begging, mugging and accosting drivers at traffic lights. This competition is open to everyone buying a ticket or stowing away on one of our partner airlines, ferry companies or Eurostar. No application ever refused reasonable or unreasonable. All you have to do is destroy all your papers and remember the magic password: 'ASYLUM'. Few years ago 140 members of the Taliban family from Afghanistan were flown Goat Class from Kabul to our international gateway at Stansted where local law enforcement officers were on hand to fast-track them to their luxury £200-a-night rooms in the fabulous four star Hilton Hotel. They join tens of thousands of other lucky winners already staying in hotels all over Britain. Our most popular destinations also include the White Cliffs of Dover and the world famous Toddington Services area In Historic Bedfordshire. If you still don't understand the rules, don't forget there's no need to. Phone a friend or ask the audience, just apply for legal aid. Hundreds of Lawyers, social workers and counselors are waiting to help. It won't cost you a penny, so play today; it could change your life forever. Iraqi terrorists, Afghan dissidents, Albanian gangsters, pro-Pinochet Activists, anti-Pinochet activists, Kosovan drug-smugglers, Tamil tigers, bogus Bosnians, Rwandan mass murderers, Somali guerrillas...COME ON DOWN! Get along to the airport, get along to the lorry park, get along to the Ferry terminal. Don't stop in Germany or France . Go straight to Britain and you are guaranteed to be one of tens of thousands of lucky winners in the softest game on earth. Everyone's a winner, when they play 'ASYLUM'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erol_h Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 joke or truth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris2o2 Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 Copy , paste and send to Immigration Officer Dad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 I've just had this one through too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dangerousandy Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 wow, jokes are now factual too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tourniquet Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 Haha spot on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanM Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 Too close to the truth to be funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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