gavin.starr Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 paddy and mick went to london to donate sperm. the day was a disaster, as mick missed the tube and paddy came on the bus. tickled me for a bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 yup, funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Paddy was planning on going out with 'the lads from work' when his wife told him that he wasn't leaving the house. Paddy's Wife: "The last time you went out with your friends you got so drunk that you puked on your shirt." Paddy: "I promise that I won't get drunk, I'll only have a couple!" So after begging his old lady for an hour, Paddy got the OK to go out with the guys as long as he went easy on the booze. Paddy met up with the guys at a local pub and proceeded to get hammered. After about five hours of boozing, he spewed all over his shirt. Paddy: "Oh Jesus, the old lady is going to go mad at me for getting drunk and puking on my new shirt!" Murphy, Paddy's best pal, gave him an idea of how to keep from getting in trouble with the wife. Murphy: "All you got to do is have a 10 pound note in your hand when you walk through the door. Then, when she accuses you of barfing all over yourself, just tell her that some other drunk puked on you and that he gave you 10 quid to get the shirt cleaned." So, when Paddy walked into the house with the money in hand, his wife was waiting for him in the living room. Paddy's wife: "I knew that you would spew all over that new shirt, you promised you would'nt get drunk!" Paddy: "Hold on, let me explain! This drunk at the bar puked on me and gave me this 10 quid to have it cleaned." His wife snatched the money out of his hand and observed that he was holding another tenner in the other hand. Paddy's wife: "Is that so? Then where did the other tenner come from?" Paddy: "Oh, that's from the guy who sh*t in my underpants." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Now THAT's a pants joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin.starr Posted July 24, 2008 Author Share Posted July 24, 2008 class[GRIN][/GRIN] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 Great gags!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 Like it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 Loosely following on from the theme set by the OP: Did you hear about the problems they've been having at the Premature Ejaculation Clinic? At one point it was touch and go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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