Ian C Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Oh my word, just read this on our intranet at work: "an employee network committed to enhancing professional development and organisational effectiveness by fostering recognition and appreciation of the individual contributions made by employees of all sexual orientations" Just thought I'd share that. Never read anything quite like it before that wasn't a parody or satire! -Ian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Does the person who came up with that get paid by the syllable? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grahamc Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Damn, this is some good shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snooze Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 I think you need to query them on "all sexual orientations" and ask for a full list so you can ensure that you are included, mate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Similar to this thread?:- http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=154497 A load of old pish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Have they changed age discrimination law again recently? I'm sure I heard it was being tightened even more in some way? I'm waiting for the point where I can sue my local chip shop for selling an OAP special cod and chips cheaper than they sell it to me - surely that's age discrimination? Then I'll get onto the bus company... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carl0s Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Why did they need to add the bit about sexual orientation? Why didn't they say: "fostering recognition and appreciation of the individual contributions made by employees of all sexual orientations, all skin colours, all hair types, drinkers & non-drinkers, all religions" (and on..) Weird. Is there a sexual orientation discrimination case going through the company or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian C Posted July 23, 2008 Author Share Posted July 23, 2008 Oh, no it was something about "Aviva Pride", the company magazine done by the company, for the company, aimed at employees who are anything but straight. Hence the justification for it. -Ian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carl0s Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Ah yes, that explains it then Aviva Pride, our recently established UK gay, lesbian and bisexual network Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian C Posted July 23, 2008 Author Share Posted July 23, 2008 Yes, note the lack of "straight" in that list because they are so awesomely non-discriminatory. -Ian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Oh, no it was something about "Aviva Pride", the company magazine done by the company, for the company, aimed at employees who are anything but straight. Hence the justification for it. -Ian So, do they have a magazine for straight people? What about a mag for fat people. Sorry, I mean a magazine for people of large stature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Oh my word, just read this on our intranet at work: "an employee network committed to enhancing professional development and organisational effectiveness by fostering recognition and appreciation of the individual contributions made by employees of all sexual orientations" That's what happens when you let poofs run your intranet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 That's what happens when you let poofs run your intranet. spot on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class One Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Yes, note the lack of "straight" in that list because they are so awesomely non-discriminatory. -Ian Maybe a point worth making. What the hell has anyones sexual orientation go to do with the workplace? I have nothing against anyone of any sexual persuasion, what you do in private is your own business, but I hate it when they try and shove it down your throat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 I hate it when they try and shove it down your throat. Arrestable offence, surely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carl0s Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Arrestable offence, surely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Ah, so you've got a gay HR Manager then Ian? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl_S Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Oh my word, just read this on our intranet at work: "an employee network committed to enhancing professional development and organisational effectiveness by fostering recognition and appreciation of the individual contributions made by employees of all sexual orientations" Just thought I'd share that. Never read anything quite like it before that wasn't a parody or satire! -Ian whether you are lesbian, gay or bi, if you can do your job we don't really care. http://www.gunktranslator.com/ I think its quite well written actually, but I would read war and peace given the chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Ah, so you've got a gay HR Manager then Ian? In a company of 40,000 we have quite a few HR managers and yes they are mainly rug munchers... Oh and just to be normal and not make a fuss and not make anything standout like they are different from anyone else...instead of the Yellow/Blue corporate colour scheme they've used PINK... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Gives them an ideal excuse to target anyone who comments on it I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranz Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Arrestable offence, surely? Rape nonetheless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marbleapple Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Similar to this thread?:- http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=154497 A load of old pish. Were you not tempted just to take the piss and fill in utter rubbish? I.e. sex: 'yes please' and orientation: 'between desk 134 and desk 136'. I would be interested as to how they would react... I.e. they can't force you to provide information not relevant to the job etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 In a company of 40,000 we have quite a few HR managers and yes they are mainly rug munchers... Oh and just to be normal and not make a fuss and not make anything standout like they are different from anyone else...instead of the Yellow/Blue corporate colour scheme they've used PINK... Is that the norm then? We seem to have a lot of les' HR people too!! Also, pink shirts in our place mean you're middle management. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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