Jake Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Won't you look a bit odd carrying a coffin with your arms above your head? Or are their other pallbearers also short arses? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted July 22, 2008 Author Share Posted July 22, 2008 Won't you look a bit odd carrying a coffin with your arms above your head? Or are their other pallbearers also short arses? Lol, I asked about that and it turns out they are He said the tall ones have trouble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erol_h Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Im a refrigeration engineer and have been to a funeral parlour to repair the fridge where they keep the bodies in not the best place to work creepy. Went there once fridge was empty as it needed to be repaired went looking for toilet open this door and had bodies laying down on the floor shat myself and closed door quickly. When they called us up once to say there fridge isnt working can you come down today as we have a body in there my dad/boss turns around and said dont worry they wount die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurgen-Jm-Imports Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 one of my customers from essex does this for a living he has a single turbo supra so you will be the second guy i know that does it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supramkivcork Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Strange job alright. Not like there's going to be a recession in people dying !! Best of luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Sounds dead boring to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gordy07 Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Yeah you must be dying to start the new job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs H Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 I used to work in a office that was across the road from a funeral place, we used to chat to the undertakers. Then one day they shoved a brown envelope through the office door, it was a picture of them all stark, boll*ck naked with just their top hats over their bits:d I suppose you have to have a sense of humour in a job like that:d Vicki x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted August 21, 2008 Author Share Posted August 21, 2008 I used to work in a office that was across the road from a funeral place, we used to chat to the undertakers. Then one day they shoved a brown envelope through the office door, it was a picture of them all stark, boll*ck naked with just their top hats over their bits:d Vicki x Lol, Keep wishing Vicki Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs H Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Lol, Keep wishing Vicki Cheeky:d Vicki x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted August 21, 2008 Author Share Posted August 21, 2008 Cheeky:d Vicki x I know (Please dont tell Paul ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Blackie they always have to have a short bloke at the front so you are made for the job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted August 21, 2008 Author Share Posted August 21, 2008 Blackie they always have to have a short bloke at the front so you are made for the job. I'm not that short, Okay i am I was going to lie then but we have met so its pointless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 :thumbs:well done mate for getting the job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverSoop Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 yeh well done Blackie, all the best... :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewie Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Do you get a staff discount? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren-K Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 I have applied for a job down the funeral directors, My job will be carrying the coffin, Driving the herse (But not spelling it) and picking up bodys and getting them dressed for viewing. Its going to be interesting to say the least.The bloke told me they dont get too many sticky ones Anyone in this line of work? for what its worth Blackie,i used to be a grave digger - and ive buried many people - honestly im not joking,i can tell you anything you need to know about that line of work,and by the way most people are not buried 6ft under ground,more like 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted August 23, 2008 Author Share Posted August 23, 2008 by the way most people are not buried 6ft under ground,more like 3. Is that when you are digging the hole and cant be arsed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 That's the 50% staff discount Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren-K Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 Is that when you are digging the hole and cant be arsed lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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