Blackie Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 I have applied for a job down the funeral directors, My job will be carrying the coffin, Driving the herse (But not spelling it) and picking up bodys and getting them dressed for viewing. Its going to be interesting to say the least.The bloke told me they dont get too many sticky ones Anyone in this line of work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pot Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Blimey mate, guess it takes a certain kind of person?... What's the ££ like? Any good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 PMSL at the tag! Good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Not a job for me, but good luck with it Al. Just remember that you don't drive hearses like you drive Supras Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted July 22, 2008 Author Share Posted July 22, 2008 Blimey mate, guess it takes a certain kind of person?... What's the ££ like? Any good? £45-£50 per body i pick up, Could take 20 mins if its in town. And £17.50 per funeral and a certain rate after two hours, then an hourly rate for daily dutys. Its really casual so its going to be okay i think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Not a job for me, but good luck with it Al. Just remember that you don't drive hearses like you drive Supras He's got an NA so will be used to driving at a crawl! :d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
couv3z Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 The bloke told me they dont get too many sticky ones guess there will be when you start pimping the corpes(sp?) out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted July 22, 2008 Author Share Posted July 22, 2008 Just remember that you don't drive hearses like you drive Supras I'm trying to work out how to make a coffin in to a subbox, Three ten ichers a side and amp on top Joking aside i will be respectfull when it comes to it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifty Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 I can see a business venture here for us; Ill kill em you dress em up lol For goodness sake have you lost all your senses lol? so now ALL THE PEOPLE YOU WORK WITH WILL BE COOL AS WELL LMFAO! Rich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz1 Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 at least they won,t walk off while your talking to them:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted July 22, 2008 Author Share Posted July 22, 2008 so now ALL THE PEOPLE YOU WORK WITH WILL BE COOL AS WELL LMFAO! Rich . I worked with my brother for seven years and i think the bodys may have a better personallity than him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 at least they won,t walk off while your talking to them:D Have you met him? I bet they'll give it a try! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifty Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 . I worked with my brother for seven years and i think the bodys may have a better personallity than him Dont do it mate - youre miserable enough as it is lol:p:d Rich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRX Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 That's got to be one depressing job, good luck matey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted July 22, 2008 Author Share Posted July 22, 2008 Have you met him? I bet they'll give it a try! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 OMG!! Dont think your sleeping with me after handling stiffs all day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Theres beauty in death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyT Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Tag is ace mate. I know another Toyota driver who does this. He's got a MR2 Turbo, so 'bout the same as yours then. Anyway. It's never bothered him, plenty of work etc. Go for it. Oh yeah, I used to date a girl who made a career out it. Vicars daughter too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted July 22, 2008 Author Share Posted July 22, 2008 OMG!! Dont think your sleeping with me after handling stiffs all day Eddiebear, I told you before, I want it, i take it. You have no choice in the matter. Theres beauty in death. Think my one will be a Granada Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 I suppose you won't run out of work... dead bodies are gross though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted July 22, 2008 Author Share Posted July 22, 2008 I suppose you won't run out of work... dead bodies are gross though. I have seen five to date and its not as bad as you would think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyB Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Has that recent thread with the ladies and the dead people lead you to this job by any chance bud! Seriously though good luck with it, its a job that needs to be done, and its not for many people at all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted July 22, 2008 Author Share Posted July 22, 2008 Has that recent thread with the ladies and the dead people lead you to this job by any chance bud! Its funny Dan, I saw this job in the paper the same day that thread happened, Weird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 He's got an NA so will be used to driving at a crawl! :d I did think that right after I'd posted, but had to refrain otherwise I'd have overdone it I'm trying to work out how to make a coffin in to a subbox, Three ten ichers a side and amp on top Joking aside i will be respectfull when it comes to it Pimp My Hearse! I have seen five to date and its not as bad as you would think I've seen one, and whilst I didn't pass out or anything, it was weird being that close to a body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Necro joke anyone??....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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