erol_h Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 it was a natural reaction as i wasnt expecting anything like that to pop up and it scared the life out of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 Just watch yourself next time you unzip your fly when going for a pee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erol_h Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 Just watch yourself next time you unzip your fly when going for a pee. like they did in jack ass with the snake and his pee pee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 Man i was walking into my garden the other day and going into the garage, soon as i went to walk down the steps i hear a snakes, 'ssssssssss' looked down and saw a big a** snake about a 1ft from my leg, i just pegged it inside:D that snake was green ad brown, must of been about 2-3ft in length!! Eh? I've never heard any British snake make a "ssssssssss" sound. And a 2ft grass snake's about average isn't it? Not "big ass". "Yea mates, check this little beauty out. Its the English 'slow Worm', the worlds deadliest snake. One suck from this little guy and your DEAD within seconds" btw: Anyone else really missing Steve Irwin. Hell yeah, he was awesome. I wasn't entirely surprised when I heard he'd been killed by an animal, but I was surprised that it wasn't one of his crocs. was helping my grandparents out a few years ago removing grass and weeds for them came across a snake and shat myself and automatically went for it with the spade i had looked like sushi after id stopped. Aren't they classed as protected? So Ed's reply (below) is a slight understatement! That was stupid. All snakes are rare here in the UK Just watch yourself next time you unzip your fly when going for a pee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SILKYSMOOTH Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 I don't know about snakes, but I have been cleaning out some weeds and stuff this past week in the garden and the 2 x 30ft greenhouses in the garden, and I hate going in there sometimes, there are all sorts of spiders everywhere and I keep walking into the cobbwebs and thats just nasty I was cleaning up again today and found a section which had not been touched for a while and found a little 'nest' next to a plant pot so as I moved it I was just waiting for something to just jump out.... and I was right.... a massive spider came out of it at full speed...and then just stopped on the wall. I wasn't about to let the thing go so I managed to trap the creature in a jar and it's sitting outside in the garden now in it's new modern home provided by Hellmans Mayonaise. Not to be cruel I let a few air holes in the jar, but not sure whether I am going to let it go yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 I don't know about snakes, but I have been cleaning out some weeds and stuff this past week in the garden and the 2 x 30ft greenhouses in the garden, and I hate going in there sometimes, there are all sorts of spiders everywhere and I keep walking into the cobbwebs and thats just nasty I was cleaning up again today and found a section which had not been touched for a while and found a little 'nest' next to a plant pot so as I moved it I was just waiting for something to just jump out.... and I was right.... a massive spider came out of it at full speed...and then just stopped on the wall. I wasn't about to let the thing go so I managed to trap the creature in a jar and it's sitting outside in the garden now in it's new modern home provided by Hellmans Mayonaise. Not to be cruel I let a few air holes in the jar, but not sure whether I am going to let it go yet. ...useless without pics! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SILKYSMOOTH Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 ...useless without pics! Just tried to take some pics but they are not very clear, the spider is already making a new web inside and it;s about 2.5"-3" long and looks like "Brazillian Wolf Spider", looked it up in the encyclopedia. I don't like insects/spiders much so this is massive to me;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erol_h Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 ahh i hate spiders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 My parents have a house in spain and they have some really nasty biters. Dad found one in the kitchen one day and picked it up and through it into high grass. Turned out to be a very dangerous. What? The kitchen or the snake? H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SILKYSMOOTH Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Tragic News..... The spider has past away in the mayonnaise jar. Sometime during last night and today. It looks like it started to chew one of it's legs off which is now detatched from itself, and it's stiff as a horses ..... Oh well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CardiffSupra Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 LOL, nasty bastard! I hate spiders but never kill them for some reason, My misses also hates spiders but she likes killing them, It's so funny when a spider runs across the floor, she grabs a slipper and I try to protect the poor little bugger, I then have to try and get it out.........Uhhhhhrg!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SILKYSMOOTH Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 LOL, nasty bastard! I hate spiders but never kill them for some reason, My misses also hates spiders but she likes killing them, It's so funny when a spider runs across the floor, she grabs a slipper and I try to protect the poor little bugger, I then have to try and get it out.........Uhhhhhrg!! Your so thoughtfull....I was going to let it go today as well, maybe it's just in a coma Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJButler Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Watch out for the BROWN ones mate, they have been known to suck all the money out of your wallet and tell you it's because they are trying to go green! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SILKYSMOOTH Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Tragic News..... The spider has past away in the mayonnaise jar. Sometime during last night and today. It looks like it started to chew one of it's legs off which is now detatched from itself, and it's stiff as a horses ..... Oh well You would not believe it but....I thought I would dispose of the mayonaise jar with the spider inside it, and after all this time, I have seen it I just wondered whether it was still alive or not. Shaking the jar didn't help as it was still stiff and didn't move. As a precaution I thought I should fill up the jar with water from the air holes I put in 1st, so that's what I did....and then I see the spider jump to life....I could not believe my eyes.....it's STILL ALIVE and kicking. So I drained the water out again and it's still there now, probably thinking about it's next cunning plan. That was a close call. I can't believe it's still alive, tough little spider! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Its probably planning its revenge... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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