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The Friday Joke. This one's brilliant.


Bill Prawn

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One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I think I'll

 

go and see my Doctor!" His friend immediately replied, "Don't do that.

 

There's a new computer at Boots that can diagnose anything quicker and

 

cheaper than your doctor. All you do is put in a sample of your urine and

 

the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what to do."

 

 

 

Pete, figuring that he had nothing to lose, filled a jar with his urine

 

sample, went to Boots where he found the computer and deposited his sample.

 

The computer started making a few noises and some lights started to flash.

 

 

 

After a brief pause, out popped a small piece of paper which read:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

YOU HAVE TENNIS ELBOW, SOAK YOUR ARM IN WATER THREE TIMES A DAY FOR 1 HOUR

 

AND AVOID HEAVY WORK. YOUR ELBOW WILL GET BETTER IN TWO WEEKS.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That evening while thinking about how amazing this new technology was and

 

how it could change the world of medicine forever, he began to wonder if the

 

computer could be fooled. He decided to try. He mixed together some tap

 

water, engine oil from his car, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples

 

from his wife and daughter, and, at the last minute, masturbated into the

 

concoction. He went back to Boots, deposited the sample and paid his money.

 

 

 

After the noises and lights, out popped a piece of paper which read:

 

 

 

YOUR TAP WATER IS HARD, GET A SOFTENER.

 

 

 

THE VALVES ON YOUR ENGINE ARE KNACKERED; GET THE CAR TO A GARAGE.

 

 

 

YOUR DOG HAS WORMS, GET HIM TO A VET.

 

 

 

YOUR DAUGHTER IS HOOKED ON COCAINE, GET HER TO REHAB.

 

 

 

YOUR WIFE IS PREGNANT WITH TWINS, THEY ARE NOT YOURS, GET A LAWYER.

 

 

 

AND IF YOU DON'T STOP WANKING, YOUR ELBOW WILL NEVER GET BETTER!!

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