Bill Prawn Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I think I'll go and see my Doctor!" His friend immediately replied, "Don't do that. There's a new computer at Boots that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than your doctor. All you do is put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what to do." Pete, figuring that he had nothing to lose, filled a jar with his urine sample, went to Boots where he found the computer and deposited his sample. The computer started making a few noises and some lights started to flash. After a brief pause, out popped a small piece of paper which read: YOU HAVE TENNIS ELBOW, SOAK YOUR ARM IN WATER THREE TIMES A DAY FOR 1 HOUR AND AVOID HEAVY WORK. YOUR ELBOW WILL GET BETTER IN TWO WEEKS. That evening while thinking about how amazing this new technology was and how it could change the world of medicine forever, he began to wonder if the computer could be fooled. He decided to try. He mixed together some tap water, engine oil from his car, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and, at the last minute, masturbated into the concoction. He went back to Boots, deposited the sample and paid his money. After the noises and lights, out popped a piece of paper which read: YOUR TAP WATER IS HARD, GET A SOFTENER. THE VALVES ON YOUR ENGINE ARE KNACKERED; GET THE CAR TO A GARAGE. YOUR DOG HAS WORMS, GET HIM TO A VET. YOUR DAUGHTER IS HOOKED ON COCAINE, GET HER TO REHAB. YOUR WIFE IS PREGNANT WITH TWINS, THEY ARE NOT YOURS, GET A LAWYER. AND IF YOU DON'T STOP WANKING, YOUR ELBOW WILL NEVER GET BETTER!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Yeah, ok, thats pretty fuuny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 LOL, superb!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oxygene Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 LOL PMSL!! Yeah I gotta hand it to you fifty that was hilarious!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 LOL PMSL!! Yeah I gotta hand it to you fifty that was hilarious!!! Fifty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 just take the credit and run Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class One Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oxygene Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Sorry Bill Was reading a post from fifty on my other screen and made a Faux Pas.... Feeling very silly now..Duh!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
how_supra Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Heard that one before. But still amusing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
250horses Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Best one yet Mr Prawn keep it up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grazer Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 ROTFL!! Great joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amazing grace Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Now that is funny keep them comin lololol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 Bill, Canny :kneel: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bens747 Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 Now that is very funny. Not as funny as trying to eat Sheena's chocolate cake on a cold day down Boxhill but still funny ...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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