marbleapple Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 I think it's all a cover up by the CIA because the guy found out about the faked moon landing. Or possibly not. Damn it! Why didn't I think of that!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Someone said that it was suicide. So surely that is suspicious then? Apparently he took an overdose and set up a chainsaw with the blades against his neck on a timer so he fell unconcious from the pills and when the timer went off the chainsaw started and chopped his head off. Don't even start me on the holes in that theory!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Someone said that it was suicide. So surely that is suspicious then? Apparently he took an overdose and set up a chainsaw with the blades against his neck on a timer so he fell unconcious from the pills and when the timer went off the chainsaw started and chopped his head off. Don't even start me on the holes in that theory!!! Its too complex to be a simple suicide! We need Grissholm on the case, but then he's just quit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 This story is from Hampshire... it's probably an every day occurrence... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 This story is from Hampshire... it's probably an every day occurrence... I can confirm this. It's in fashoin to commit suicide in the most outlandish way possible. Everyone is doing it! Right, I need a donkey, 2 pineapples and a medium sized bowl of cus-cus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Its too complex to be a simple suicide! We need Grissholm on the case, but then he's just quit Get that amazingly hot dude with the fluffy hair then!!!! I'll help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifty Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 I can confirm this. It's in fashoin to commit suicide in the most outlandish way possible. Everyone is doing it! Right, I need a donkey, 2 pineapples and a medium sized bowl of cus-cus. Can I request the complete SOP for this? - -head job; well it is a lot cheaper than compulsory purchase ist it? Rich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Can I request the complete SOP for this? - -head job; well it is a lot cheaper than compulsory purchase ist it? Rich My plan is as follows but please note it is a copyrighted proceedure which is patent pending and any infringements upon my ownership rights will be dealt with via prosecution. ...What I plan to do is sit on the donkey and ride it around the car parks of Basingstoke, meanwhile eat the two pineapples whole and then drown/suffocate (depending on viscosity) myself in the bowl of cus-cus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifty Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 will it work outside of Basingstoke? LMAO at you Rich ...What I plan to do is sit on the donkey and ride it around the car parks of Basingstoke, meanwhile eat the two pineapples whole and then drown/suffocate (depending on viscosity) myself in the bowl of cus-cus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 According to a newspaper story I read, he put the electric chainsaw on a timer, took sleeping pills, and rested the saw on his neck (or rested his neck on the saw). EDIT: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/topstories/2008/07/15/chainsaw-suicide-of-evictee-89520-20644175/ Since he was in a block of 70 flats surely it would be better to jump rather than going out the complex Magiver (sp) way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 I think the point is, he probably didn't kill himself!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Get that amazingly hot dude with the fluffy hair then!!!! I'll help Funny how Gem says the same thing about him! Shame he's dead*. *Well only his character is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 I think the point is, he probably didn't kill himself!!! I worked that out in the first few posts, Do keep up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 I think the point is, he probably didn't kill himself!!! You don't say?! The plot thickens... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Funny how Gem says the same thing about him! Shame he's dead*. *Well only his character is What?!?!! When?! You better eb winding me up! What channel are you watching it on? He was OK last night!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 What?!?!! When?! You better eb winding me up! What channel are you watching it on? He was OK last night!!!! He accidentally and mercilessly cut his own head off while shaving. Err the latest series on Sky IIRC. Oopsie. Sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 I watch it on Sky too!!! No he didn't!!!!! I don't believe you. There are loads of mingers they can get rid of but not... what's his name... OMG you're right!!!! http://www.csifanatic.com/2008/05/17/csi-warrick-brown-remembered/ Gutted. Gutted. Gutted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keancy Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 What?!?!! When?! You better eb winding me up! What channel are you watching it on? He was OK last night!!!! I watch it on Sky too!!! No he didn't!!!!! I don't believe you. There are loads of mingers they can get rid of but not... what's his name... OMG you're right!!!! http://www.csifanatic.com/2008/05/17/csi-warrick-brown-remembered/ Gutted. Gutted. Gutted. I hated that last Episode of CSI as he was my Favourite too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 I hated that last Episode of CSI as he was my Favourite too Google image search on his real name. I have been somewhat put off... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 OMG you're right!!!! http://www.csifanatic.com/2008/05/17/csi-warrick-brown-remembered/ Gutted. Gutted. Gutted. Sounds like Rosie has been mistakenly watching it on UK Gold/Dave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Sounds like Rosie has been mistakenly watching it on UK Gold/Dave. Dave. What a channel. A bit like Men & Motors, but without the t*ts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 without the t*ts Apart from the three tits presenting all those Top Gear repeats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiceRocket Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Sounds like Rosie has been mistakenly watching it on UK Gold/Dave. Impossible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 So it's a proven suicide then...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 So it's a proven suicide then...? What was the question again? I don't think we'll ever know. He was too poor to matter. At least we can have a laugh about it though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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