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A few things to think about...


heckler

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1. Do stairs go up or down?

2. Are children who act in rated '18' movies allowed to see them?

3. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

4. If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

5. Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?

6. Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa

7. Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

8. Why can't you get a tan on your palms?

9. If you die and you have a broken leg do they take the cast off?

10. If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products?

11. If you were born exactly on 12:00 midnight on December 31st – January 1st, which year would you say you were born in?

 

Ok, I am really bored....

 

:looney:

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