Dale B Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 .....((((RING))))......((((RING))))......((((RING)))). ...**Pick Up**. .."Hello?". "Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?". "No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank". After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Frank".. "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now". ....Brief Pause. "Uh, okay then, ...this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway". "Okay Daddy, just a minute". A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone "I did it Daddy". "And what happened honey?" he asked. "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!". "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Frank?". "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit bottom of the pool. I think he's dead". ***Long Pause***. ***Longer Pause*** Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool?? ...... .. Is this 555-7039 ????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soop Dogg Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Brilliant!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Good joke!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Oldie but goldie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
250horses Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Supragal Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 old is the key Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale B Posted February 26, 2005 Author Share Posted February 26, 2005 old is the key Well so are you, but you still post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 Well so are you, but you still post ohhhh bitchy.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaf Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 Well so are you, but you still post PMSL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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