JustGav Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 A little boy goes shopping with his mother and is waiting right outside of the ladies dressing room for his Mum to come out. While waiting, the little boy gets bored and just when his Mum comes walking out she sees her son sliding his hand up a mannequin's skirt.. "Get your hand out of there!" she shouts. "Don't you know that women have teeth down there?" The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his lucky stars he didn't get bitten! For the next ten years, this little boy grows up believing all women have teeth between their legs. When he's 16, he gets a girlfriend. One night, while her parents are out of town, she invites him over for a little action. After an hour of making out and grinding on the sofa, she says, "You know, you could go a little further if you want." What do you mean?" he asks. "Well, why don't you put your hand down there?" she says, pointing to her crotch. "Hell no," he cries, "you've got teeth down there!" Don't be ridiculous," she responds, "there's no teeth down there." "Yes, there are," he says, "my Mum told me so." "No, there aren't," she insists. "Here, look for yourself." With that, she pulls down her pants and gives him a little peek." "No, I'm sorry", he says. "My Mum already told me that ALL women have teeth down there." "Oh for crying out loud!" she cries. She whips off her panties, throws her legs behind her head, and says, "LOOK, I DON'T HAVE ANY TEETH DOWN THERE" The boy takes a good long look and replies, "Well, with the condition of those gums, I'm not surprised!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Ewwww! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bolarbag Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 hahaha!!Brill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Niiice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Pics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted July 10, 2008 Author Share Posted July 10, 2008 Pics? Of what? my mum with her legs in the air? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2JG Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KamaSupra Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 That was awesome!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Of what? my mum with her legs in the air? Your mum's got a 16 year old boyfriend!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 And today's "Charlotte Impression" winner is... Ewwww! Joke's a bit minging but funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Slightly off topic here but has anyone seen that film yet? I am too afraid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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