Bobbeh Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 "Oops I just stepped on a duck" is usually one I tend to hear/use "Floated an air-biscuit" is another good one. I LOL'd at the one in GTA4, when one guy farts, "That was a message from Fort Ass, Colonel shit is on his way!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigcol Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 speak up mr brown your nearly through, more tea your eminance--no thank it makes me fart it wasnt me it was the dog a definate test of bowel calibration is to have as many pints of real ale as possible, 2 pickled eggs and a hot curry, this process should take approx. 3 hours to configure through your stomach into your intestinal tract, where, the "goodness" is extracted and turned into an invisible methane like gas, Stand well clear and avoid naked flames, although the "dutch oven" is the best and most popular for of ejection, you should try to mark all 4 corners of the room first, so that the intended "victim" cannot escape the fog:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted June 28, 2008 Author Share Posted June 28, 2008 I LOL'd at the one in GTA4, when one guy farts, "That was a message from Fort Ass, Colonel $#@! is on his way!" Terrific..... Some of my others are "Somethings crawled up your arse and died.!!" and "I think i may have drawn mud..!!" H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Read a "true story" in FHM a few years back. A guy had just started a new job in a big office building. He went into the bathroom and was at the urinal having a piss. While he was there, another guy came in and stood at the urinal next to him. He heard the guy saying "hello" so he turned to the guy and said "Oh, hello". The guy looked at him very strangely, said "hi" then finished up and left quickly. After a few mins of bewilderment he realised that the guy didn't say "hello" and it was actually a strange sounding fart he had acknowledged. Made me laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangerous brain Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Hmm I think I need a pull through with a burning duffel coat Mostly I just say "quack" My mrs says "hey that was a fast motorbike going past" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranz Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 I have told my daughter its just a mouse squeaking to save embarassment in public. The other morning I let rip in bed, and from her bedroom we heard "Daddy, that was a big mouse!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oddball Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 I have told my daughter its just a mouse squeaking to save embarassment in public. The other morning I let rip in bed, and from her bedroom we heard "Daddy, that was a big mouse!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobD Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 "come on brown stick up for yourself!" and my personal favourite when some one elses has farted! "does anyone smell cum?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dangerousandy Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Are you kidding? I roll the windows up in the car and put them on lock! always works best in conjunction with a red hot heater on full blast:d "thats the best part of you/him/her gone" "didn't know you were fluent in German" "can you please repeat that - i didn't catch the end" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p3te Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 lol at this thred:p the ones i mostly hear is if someone farts is "whos dropped their bait" and after a rasper "ahh ive got ring sting after that one" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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