Blackie Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 ....And buys one apple, One egg, and a ready meal for one. The shop keeper says "I bet you're single" Why do you think that? asks the girl, "Is it because of items in my basket?" "No, because you're an ugly c**t" replys the shopkeeper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Harsh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buster Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 they get worse lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted June 25, 2008 Author Share Posted June 25, 2008 Harsh i got it in a text off sl4444 (Not a very active member) and i wet myself nearly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 A good old joke but really badly presented. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcAB10 Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 lol, very random Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted June 25, 2008 Author Share Posted June 25, 2008 A good old joke but really badly presented. I know Jake, I'm not the brightest fish in the book and i had to translate from a text Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 A good old joke but really badly presented. Funny, but Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miko_supra Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 a genuine lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Presentation is everything.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted June 25, 2008 Author Share Posted June 25, 2008 Presentation is everything.... I was going to pm it to JamesMark so he could sort it out for me but he took too long getting on the forum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 I was going to pm it to JamesMark so he could sort it out for me but he took too long getting on the forum I must apologise, I had Sarah's curling tongs stuck in my pubes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 I must apologise, I had Sarah's curling tongs stuck in my pubes. Yours not naturally curly then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Yours not naturally curly then? I was just putting the curls back in as I had the straightened last week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 The mind boggles... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 I know Jake, I'm not the brightest fish in the book and i had to translate from a text Not the sharpest tool in the box The lift dosen't always go to the top The lights are on but no one is in. A sandwich short of a picnic:friends: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Not the sharpest tool in the box The lift dosen't always go to the top The lights are on but no one is in. A sandwich short of a picnic:friends: Seems like our Blackie's a prawn short of a paella Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Not the sharpest tool in the box The lift dosen't always go to the top The lights are on but no one is in. A sandwich short of a picnic:friends: Seems like our Blackie's a prawn short of a paella Never really got why people use these. Not everyone get their tools sharpened. Some lifts do not go all the way to the top as the building maybe to big. He may want to fool burglars. Depends how many people there are at the picnic I guess. Do you individually count prawns when cooking? Paella with portion control, whatever next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CoolsBlue Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 straight to the point, I LIKED IT she must of felt sh*tty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverSoop Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 ....And buys one apple, One egg, and a ready meal for one. The shop keeper says "I bet you're single" Why do you think that? asks the girl, "Is it because of items in my basket?" "No, because you're an ugly c**t" replys the shopkeeper Haha... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted June 26, 2008 Author Share Posted June 26, 2008 Never really got why people use these. Not everyone get their tools sharpened. Some lifts do not go all the way to the top as the building maybe to big. He may want to fool burglars. Depends how many people there are at the picnic I guess. Do you individually count prawns when cooking? Paella with portion control, whatever next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonahjones26 Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 I was just putting the curls back in as I had the straightened last week. thats funnier than the joke! no offence blackie your still a funny fulker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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