bigcol Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 An Irishman goes to the Doctor with arse problems... 'Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot'. So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look. 'Incredible'he says, 'there is a £20 note lodged up here.' Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a £10 pound note appears. 'This is amazing!'exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?' 'Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man! 'shrieks the patient. The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another and another, etc..... Finally the last note comes out and no more appear. 'Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter. Just out of interest, how moch was in dare den?' The Doctor counts the pile of cash and says '£1,990 exactly.' 'Ah, dat'd be roit,'' says the Irishman 'I knew I wasn't feeling two grand..' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny g Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 Congratulations on the most accurate thread title this year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grahamc Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 You were no joking either, were you........... VERY BAD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aero-M Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 thought it was very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jellybean Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 That isnt Irish its pikie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 ..........................taxi for Col.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyB Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 like it lol Love the Avatar Johnny G! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiceRocket Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 Repost although you can redeem yourself if you've got the pics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 Repost although you can redeem yourself if you've got the pics Eeuuw! No thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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