Tom S Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without one. --- Appreciate the good qualities of the person near you and you may see them in a new light - and ignite an old flame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 I'm so unlucky that if I was reincarnated I'd come back as me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermonkey Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 i feel sorry for people who don't drink, they wake up in the morning knowing that is the best they will feel all day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 My favourite quote was £4800.00 for all my windows and doors replaced. I was expecting £6K...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Of all the strategies, to know when to quit is the best. --- If you find yourself doubting, unhappy and questioning it all right now - seek advice about taking a different course in your love life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranz Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 I'm so unlucky that if I was reincarnated I'd come back as me! That's my favourite quote Or.... I'm so unlucky that if I fell in a barrel full of nipples I'd come put sucking my own thumb Or.... X insists on setting himself ridiculously low standards, which he consistently fails to achieve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazboy Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 "I'd love to live in Theory, everything works threre." "The mind is like a parachute, it only works when it's open." "You couldn't drive a greased stick up a dead dogs arse" Oprah W: Mathew, are you similar to your character Chandler in any way? Matt Perry: Well I look a lot like him! I'm afraid I can't remember who these two were: Lady Journo talking to a chap: "Have you ever slept with a man?" Interviewee: "No, have you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 To see a world in a grain of sand And a heaven in a wild flower, Hold infinity in the palm of your hand And eternity in an hour. -- William Blake (beginning of Auguries of Innocence) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 ...and one my Mum came out with once after a guy I knew from school got his Escort resprayed in some flip paint. "He's got more money than sense.... isn't he in loads of debt?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j_jza80 Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 "Darling i may be drunk, but in the morning i will be sober and you will still be ugly" Winnie C It's my favourite,although it actually goes like this: Lady Astor: Mr. Churchill, You're drunk! Winston Churchill: Yes, and you Madam, are ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober, and you shall still be ugly. I don't think i've ever seen it quoted correctly. Without a doubt one of the wittiest men of all time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 One cannot refuse to eat just because there is a chance of being choked. --- Love is a great risk, but not loving is of greater risk - even though you may have been hurt badly before - a great love will come to you soon and you must be ready to accept it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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