letmeshowyou Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 'if brains were chocolate, they wouldn't have enough to fill a smartie' (heard from a guy I worked for a long time ago) and also: 'life's too short to worry about chocolate biscuits' (on a project management course) and on the same course: 'you know what your problem is? You know what you know, but you don't know what you don't know' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopite Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 I like these (but my fave always changes) "i made you, you made me first" "I've been waiting for you for a long time, oh how i've waited for you... everywhere and since forever... patiently.... patiently that's the only way to wait for somebody..." "Dogs think they're human, cats think they're God" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris burford Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 Darling? Modified lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Beast Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 "Explosive Ordnance Disposal (EOD) is a science of vague assumptions based on debatable figures derived from inconclusive experiments, performed by persons of doubtful reliability and questionable mental capability with instruments of problematic accuracy" Sgt "Richie" Cullip (Me)!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 Bang! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Beast Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 Bang! Now that would make me jump:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 "Jake, how do you spell illiterate?" -- Ashley Willis (Suprash) at work last Weds while composing one his epic "I've been drifting" threads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 Winners never quit and quitters never win - Vince Lombardi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 "Jake, how do you spell illiterate?" -- Ashley Willis (Suprash) at work last Weds while composing one his epic "I've been drifting" threads. My own favourite is a simple "doh". It gets used often. The other one I use a lot has probably been mentioned before: "Alcohol, the cause of -and solution to- all life's problems" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoff Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 I've never heard better than this from Trick TT in Burnas signiture: "You did well to keep up, there are few things faster in this world than Burna on the way to a pub" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuohy Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 I really like Rob's assessment of Amy Winehouse from the Brits this year... 'You know when you get a young whore in, and she's nervously dancing and trying to be sexy, but she quite scared because she doesn't know whether you're going to hit her or just shag her, yeah? That's what Winehouse was dancing like.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 "Jake, how do you spell illiterate?" -- Ashley Willis (Suprash) at work last Weds while composing one his epic "I've been drifting" threads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
movistar Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 If in doubt, go flat out - Colin McRae Well that one didnt really work out did it:blink: One of my fav's..."If brain's were dynamite he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 3 for me Individuality is good in everything except Police Line-ups and He/Shes about as much use as a chocolate fireguard. and Good Times ................................... Always (Rugby, Drinking Toast) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keener Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing. Anything that doesn't kill you will make you stronger. Don't worry cos you made a mistake, everyone makes mistakes, but if you make the same one again you're an idiot. There's no such thing as right or wrong decisions, it's how you react after you've made the decision that matters. Life's not fair - get on with it. Expect to be around for ever but live each day as if it's your last. Dance like no one's watching. Rage makes you sick. It spoils your appetite for life and keeps you from sleep at night. Look for the good things in life and enjoy them to the full. Who said dreams have to be practical - they just have to make you feel good. Last one - see sig below! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 I've never heard better than this from Trick TT in Burnas signiture: "You did well to keep up, there are few things faster in this world than Burna on the way to a pub" Now that's true Or Turbonuts quote in Stevo's signature made me laugh today too. "...I'd rather have a warm knob first thing in the morning than a cold one..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caseys Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 A few quotes from M Ali.. A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything. Hating people because of their color is wrong. And it doesn't matter which color does the hating. It's just plain wrong. He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life. Emiliano Zapata - It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees Frank Zappa - Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read. Mario Andretti - If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest flipper Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 ...No matter where you go...there you are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grahamc Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 A good friend is there to bail you out of jail, a great friend is sitting next to you.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny g Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 With your mind power, your determination, your instinct, and the experience as well, you can fly very high - Senna My biggest error? Something that is to happen yet - Senna It's going to be a season with lots of accidents, and I'll risk saying that we'll be lucky if something really serious doesn't happen - Senna Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means - Oscar Wilde You look just like you! - Eric Idle At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle Rational arguments don’t usually work on religious people. Otherwise, there wouldn’t be religious people. - House MD If I thought you were capable of listening, I'd shut up. That makes no sense at all. - House MD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markus99 Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 "dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today" James Dean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schtuv Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 One of my faves I picked up from here; "JFDI". Can't find the original post now, 'cos it's rkived Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song. --- Enjoy your love and if you feel it falter, perform one small loving gesture each day for a week. think I'll add that to my sig;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 One of my faves I picked up from here; "JFDI". Can't find the original post now, 'cos it's rkived Is that from the "after the watershed" Nike advert? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnd-mkiv Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 "To the world you may be one person, but to one person you are the world!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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