Lbm Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Jazz ain't dead, it just kinda smells funny! - Frank Zappa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiceRocket Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 "Aah alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems" "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!" Striker: "Surely you can't be serious!" Rumack: "I am serious... and don't call me Shirley." "roads? where were going we dont need roads" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. Some days you're the insect. Other days you're the windscreen. Hard work pays off tomorrow, but laziness pays off today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Shane_ Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 practice makes perfect ....why practice ?? nothings perfect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 "Hey, that's the mouth she kisses my kids goodnight with! What are you, crazy? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Shane_ Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 "Hey, that's the mouth she kisses my kids goodnight with! What are you, crazy? " robert deniro - analyse this/that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garetheves Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 "Holy Crip hes a Crapple" - Peter Griffen (Family Guy) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamesy W Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 My best quote is one from Team America. The one with D*cks, @ssholes and pu55ies. Didn't wanna post it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 My best quote is one from Team America. The one with D*cks, @ssholes and pu55ies. Didn't wanna post it up. You must be half way there already... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Not quite http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372588/quotes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamesy W Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Not quite http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372588/quotes I was gonna put that in but would have took half an hour to edit the bloody thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Thats what the swear filters are for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamesy W Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Thats what the swear filters are for I never knew there was one tbh. Post it up and lets see it working Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Beast Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 "My goal in life is not to arrive safely at my grave but slide in sideways screaming f*** what a ride". richie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colsoop Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Never forget your weapon was made by the lowest bidder. All five second grenade fuses will burn down in three seconds. Madame, that is by far the ugliest nose I have ever seen and I compliment you on it, it suits you! It’s better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you’re stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Not quite http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372588/quotes I've not seen this yet, sounds great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marbleapple Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 "An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and it's walls unguarded." "I don't like Ecstacy, it makes white men think they can dance." - Judge in Leeds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 I never knew there was one tbh. Post it up and lets see it working Depends on your settings in your profile. Can you read this quote... "Shit happens" ?? if it has **'s then your swear filter is switched on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smellywelshman Posted June 21, 2008 Author Share Posted June 21, 2008 Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. Hahahahaha that one had me chuckling for quite a while! Forgotten I'd started this thread (wine fuelled madness I'm afraid!!) One of my other faves - Professor Henry Jones: I didn't know you could fly a plane. Indiana Jones: Fly, yes. Land, no. How hard can it be?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris burford Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 "Darling i may be drunk, but in the morning i will be sober and you will still be ugly" Winnie C "I live my life a 1/4 of a mile at a time and for those 10 seconds or less" Vinnie D Chris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tannhauser Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 "I have had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. " Groucho Marx "The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary." H.L. Mencken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 "Darling i may be drunk, but in the morning i will be sober and you will still be ugly" Winnie C Darling? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pot Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Shut Up and Sit Down you Big Bald Fuck... I'm coming to London (Snatch) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 Racing is life everything else before or after is just waiting:cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffleman Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me but I didn't, so it doesn't. Colin Farrell from In Bruges Not my favourite quote ever but saw the film this week and it made me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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