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Whats your favourite quote?


Smellywelshman

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some of mine......

 

"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail"

 

"He who fears being conquered is sure of defeat"

 

"A smooth sea never made a skillful mariner"

 

"Don't ask for a lighter load, but rather ask for a stronger back"

 

"When placed in command - take charge!"

 

"Never, never, never, never give up" (Winnie Churchill)

 

Oh, and '"In vino veritas":d (truest of them all!!)

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"I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?"

 

"Shut up Brain or I'll stab you with a q-tip."

 

"If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet! The're about to announce the lottery numbers..."

 

"If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English."

 

"I don't apologize. I am sorry Lisa, that's the way I am"

 

"Beer. Now there's a temporary solution."

 

all courtesy of that great philossopher and role model Homer J. Simpson :D

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if you are going through hell.....keep going! (W.churchell)

oh and the one from team america bout di#ks, pu##sy's and a##holes but not going to write it lol you know what one:sly:

one more- they say the best weapon is one you never have to use, i dissagree, i say the best weapon is the one you only have to use once. (Tony Stark)

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I love Homer Simpson quotes

" Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try"

 

"Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene"

 

"I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around"

 

One I heard at work

 

"a stiff prick holds no conscience"

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If in doubt, go flat out - Colin McRae

 

Nice once!!

 

"I am tired off these mother f**king snakes on this mother f**king plane!" - Samuel L Jackson

 

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing you he did not exist."

 

"If it bleeds we can kill it"

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