Smellywelshman Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 some of mine...... "Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail" "He who fears being conquered is sure of defeat" "A smooth sea never made a skillful mariner" "Don't ask for a lighter load, but rather ask for a stronger back" "When placed in command - take charge!" "Never, never, never, never give up" (Winnie Churchill) Oh, and '"In vino veritas":d (truest of them all!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 "Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmx1lew Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Whoever controls the media, controls the mind - Jim morrision Its no sweat off my sack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 If you're not 100% on the throttle or 100% on the brakes, you're losing time. AS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigcol Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Dont let the bas*ards get you down. What the f*ck was that bang (mayor of Hiroshima 1945) "Don't worry boys, those Rebels couldn't hit an elephant at this Dist...." Last words of Union General John Sedgewick. American Civil War. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris2o2 Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 "I'd rather be hated for who I am , than loved for who I am not" Kurt Cobain . Can't think of any better ones atm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n boost Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CoolsBlue Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 check my sig, kind of long but i like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 You strive to accomplish what you want, to give you the experience and showing others that you can overcome alot of things, regardless of peoples opinions... That doesn't make sense to me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pabs Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 "It's a deal;It's a steal;It's sale of the f*cking century" "If the milk turns sour, I aint the kinda pussy to drink it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 If you go to bed with an itchy bottom, you'll wake up with smelly fingers!! H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannoSupra Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 If in doubt, go flat out - Colin McRae Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kieran Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 "Give us this day our daily bread, or at least let us get so caked that we don't give one iota of a f*ck." - Frank Gallagher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Seen on a grave stone... " Beloved husband etc etc.... ...Rest in peace, until I come" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiten55 Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 "I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?" "Shut up Brain or I'll stab you with a q-tip." "If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet! The're about to announce the lottery numbers..." "If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English." "I don't apologize. I am sorry Lisa, that's the way I am" "Beer. Now there's a temporary solution." all courtesy of that great philossopher and role model Homer J. Simpson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Many a true word is spoken through false teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlos T Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 if you are going through hell.....keep going! (W.churchell) oh and the one from team america bout di#ks, pu##sy's and a##holes but not going to write it lol you know what one:sly: one more- they say the best weapon is one you never have to use, i dissagree, i say the best weapon is the one you only have to use once. (Tony Stark) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnd-mkiv Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 I love Homer Simpson quotes " Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try" "Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene" "I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around" One I heard at work "a stiff prick holds no conscience" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Its better to regret something you have done, than regret something you havent" Oh, by the way son. If you see your mum this weekend be sure and tell her..... satan! (Orbital - Satan) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 "Light up the sky with substandard fireworks" "Ever get the feeling you have been cheated?" "Is this some white c***s joke us black c***s dont get?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grahamc Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 If in doubt, go flat out - Colin McRae Nice once!! "I am tired off these mother f**king snakes on this mother f**king plane!" - Samuel L Jackson "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing you he did not exist." "If it bleeds we can kill it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 "To ask may be a moment's shame, but not to ask and remain ignorant is a lifelong shame." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Beast Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 "Life is like a train journey, when your station comes up you get off". richie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 "Maybe it's the beer talkin' Marge but you gotta butt thet won't quit. They got these big chewy pretzels here that are aalyoiudbeerwithand...... five dollars?!!! Get outta here." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor Kenny Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 My personal motto: "You can't be king of the world if you're slave to the grind" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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