CJ Posted February 19, 2005 Share Posted February 19, 2005 The following are all replies that women have put on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details: These are genuine excerpts from the forms. 01. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by Jim X. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night. 02. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps. 03. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party on Acacia Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father can you send me his phone number? Thanks. 04. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced. 05. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ risen again. 06. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise. 07. I do not know who the father of my child was as all sailors look the same to me. I can confirm that he was on a ship berthed at Norfolk. 08. Peter X is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? 09. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney - maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom. 10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilised. 11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby- after all when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marco Posted February 19, 2005 Share Posted February 19, 2005 Lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitelightning Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 Old ones, but funny nonetheless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trig Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sakura Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sakura Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 Why are the smilies not working? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 PMSL!!! I love the last one "11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby- after all when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest johndoe132 Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARTIN R Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 11 is class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 Why are the smilies not working? cos you're doing them wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sakura Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 cos you're doing them wrong? But I'm doing the same as I always do - just clicking on the appropriate (or otherwise!) one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sakura Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 And now they're back again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 But I'm doing the same as I always do - just clicking on the appropriate (or otherwise!) one? I don't know then. I usually just type them in manually from the quick reply box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted February 20, 2005 Author Share Posted February 20, 2005 And now they're back again It must have been because they do not have any numbers attached - you accountants only see things with numbers attached Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sakura Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 When you manually enter some smileys like that they don't work. It is the ones that requre a capital D and when you enter them at the beginning of a post. This is because the post is auto-formatted to stop ALL CAPS being input. Try typing a sentence in caps and nothing else, when you hit reply it will be formatted Much Like What I Am Typing Now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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