Scott Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 What's black white and red and can't turn around in a lift? A nun who has been speared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 What's black white and red and can't turn around in a lift? A zebra with a spear through it?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 A nun who has been speared. Damn! Yours is funnier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Yes indeed, "a nun with a spear through her head" is the official answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted June 18, 2008 Author Share Posted June 18, 2008 Damn! Yours is funnier. I was going to say a sunburnt pengiun holding a ladder... I'm glad I kept that one to myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 I was going to say a sunburnt pengiun holding a ladder... I'm glad I kept that one to myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted June 18, 2008 Author Share Posted June 18, 2008 The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it? Coffin 2 can play at this cheating game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Coffee 2 can play at this cheating game Yeah but you have to cheat with the right answer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 there is a car accident and a young boy and his father are injured. The boy gets taken to a completely different hospital as it specialises in his injuries. The distance between the hospitals is 40 miles and both of them are in intensive care. The young boy gets taken to the operating theatre. The boy needs surgery but the doctor there says "i cannot operate on this boy for he is my son" How is this possible? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted June 18, 2008 Author Share Posted June 18, 2008 Yeah but you have to cheat with the right answer that was right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 The doctor is his mum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 The doctor is his mum Wrong! The parents were both guys and were legally wed the week before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 The doctor is his mum Or the "Father" is his priest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted June 18, 2008 Author Share Posted June 18, 2008 Why is abbreviation such a long word? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Or the "Father" is his priest. Good call, i'll remember that one too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jevansio Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Picture puzzle. [ATTACH]77303[/ATTACH] Without lifting your pencil from the paper, connect the dots using only 5 straight lines, starting & ending at the same place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 I've got marks all over my monitor now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurboBrett Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurboBrett Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Yep: Mary's father has five children. They are Nana, Nene, Nini, and Nono. What is the fifth childs name? Nunu:) i like this tread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiceRocket Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Nunu:) Is that your final answer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurboBrett Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Is that your final answer? lol mary not his real child;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Picture puzzle. [ATTACH]77303[/ATTACH] Without lifting your pencil from the paper, connect the dots using only 5 straight lines, starting & ending at the same place. I can join them using 5 lines but i can't get start and stop in the same position. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jevansio Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 I can join them using 5 lines but i can't get start and stop in the same position. Then YOU FAIL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kieren1234 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Picture puzzle. [ATTACH]77303[/ATTACH] Without lifting your pencil from the paper, connect the dots using only 5 straight lines, starting & ending at the same place. Think OUTSIDE the box. You dont have to stop at the dot when you pass it. I know how to do it but cant post it up because im at work and cant put pictures on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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