DannoSupra Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 Local church advertises for a bell ringer... One day an armless man walks into the church and approaches the vicar asking him about the job. The Vicar not wanting to insult the disabled chap explains that he doesn't think it would be a suitable position for the young man with such a disability. However the young fellow is persistent and persuades the priest to let him at least have a go. They make there way to the top of the church in the bell tower. The boy stands by the open window with his head down. He takes a long run up and "SMASH"....he headbutts the bell...then he does it again and again...The bell starts to swing back and forth. On the 4th run he meets the bell full on and it knocks him back and straight out of the window. He falls 150 feet to the ground instantly dying on impact. The Priest sprints down to the street where a crowd has gathered. "My god, does anyone know this man so that we can inform his family?" Someone looks up and replies..... "Father, I'm not sure of his name but I'd swear his face rings a bell" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 now that is my kind of joke! LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 Thats got to be up there with the worlds lamest gags!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 He was a dead ringer then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 He was a dead ringer then? How witty (Seriously, that was probably better than the joke ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 One of my favorite jokes, which kinda shows just how bad it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiceRocket Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 Best joke ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcAB10 Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 man thats an old one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 the badder the better and that one is in the top ten..... I just really love crap jokes!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dangerousandy Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 hmmmm very old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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