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Proof that Men Have Better Friends...

Friendship among Women:

A woman didn't come home one night.

The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a

friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them

knew anything about it.

 

Friendship among Men:

A man didn't come home one night.

The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's

house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight confirmed

that he had slept over, and two said he was still there .

 

I'm here all week! :thanku:

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Anyone seen "its a guy thing"

 

Very similar thing....

 

Guy, after a stagdo wakes up with a girl. She can't find her nicknacks but he still ushers her out the door. Fiancee eventually comes in and eventually finds said knickers. He says he bought them for her but she asks why they had been worn. He says he got them from x store and he was meaning to take them back as he noticed they were used. Oh Really she thinks and decides to phone the store. Guy answers the phone and takes notice of the complaint. He replies, oh we are so sorry about that... it happens from time to time, its those damn kids coming in and trying everything on and then throwing them back in the bin... if you bring them down we will replace them.

 

Fiancee stands jaw opened as she hangs up the phone then apologises to the guy. Flash back to the store, to the guy who answered, and it turns out he was in the middle of serving a few female customers. They are all really shocked but he just turns to them and says "its a guy thing".

 

Phew

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