bigcol Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, 'Esther,I'd like to ride in that helicopter.' Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars' One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.' To this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.' The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word, I won't charge you! But if you say one word, it's fifty dollars.' Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word. When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, 'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!' Morris replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 I liked that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RiceRocket Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 Thought it was a repost but cannae find it so Must have heard it on Countdown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcAB10 Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 I liked that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris burford Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 Brilliant - very amusing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 So where is Esther now? Is she OK? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexM Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 I'm sure I read that one on here , good joke though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim_supra Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 Lmao that is brilliant!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra61 Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 So where is Esther now? Is she OK? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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