bigcol Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Got this via email, try it and let me know what your new name is (read on and all will be revealed) The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... So:- 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name: a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey e = crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dinky z = zippy 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = dippin b = feather c = batty d = burger e = chicken f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l = fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s = lickin t = snickle u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla z = girdl e 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = head l = tush m = chunks n = dunkin o = brains p = biscuits q = toes r = doodle s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck y = hiney z = juice Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny. Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day. i am now boobie wafflebrains:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daston Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Sneezy Lickinsniffer??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Fluffy Battypants. I'm sure i've seen something like this before, might even have been on here lol. I seem to have the same name as i did the last time also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 I'm nearly 50, far too old for this sort of rubbish, Regards, Crusty Potty-Fanny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guigsy Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Snickle Wafflebutt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigcol Posted June 4, 2008 Author Share Posted June 4, 2008 I'm nearly 50, far too old for this sort of rubbish, Regards, Crusty Potty-Fanny. :rlol: now thats pretty good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverSoop Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Hmm...hi my name is... Snickle DippinDoodle... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverSoop Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 I'm nearly 50, far too old for this sort of rubbish, Regards, Crusty Potty-Fanny. Haha...:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiten55 Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 lol im tittsy dippin-sniffer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcAB10 Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 dorfus bubblelips Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyB Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Sloppy Chicken Tush! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlos T Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 dorfus wafflebrains lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grahamc Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 snickle chickenhump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs H Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Goober Dippinfrack:blink: Vicki x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Goober Dippinfrack:blink: Vicki x Married to Dipsy Dippinfrack...... D-F. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs H Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Married to Dipsy Dippinfrack...... D-F. You know there's an owners club t-shirt coming with Dippinfrack on the sleeve:D Vicki x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozz Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Dorfus Lickin Boob, quite true really... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyB Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 LOL @ Ozz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nic Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Goober Pottytush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluecoup Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 sloopy dippintush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
couv3z Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 crusty potty sprinkles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverSoop Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 lol im tittsy dippin-sniffer Haha...:D:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelfill Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Goober Hamsterhump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Sloopy Frickenbutt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soop Dogg Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 I'm Dorky Chucklebreath. (Married to Dumbo Pottylips!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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