JustGav Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Graham S, SupraAsh and I are discussing the finer points of vasectomies... Ash reckons you can't erm...arrive with substance shall we say.. Graham and I reckon you can Graham looked it up on the internet with google with the search term of 'What is involved after the chop' and 'can you still shoot after the chop'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Yes you can still "Splash" They cut the tube that carrys the fertile stuff that mixes in with your sp*nk and you can still fire. Just only the s*unk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelfill Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Not really qualified to comment on the discussion, but surely the point of the operation is to prevent swimmers. Whether there is a river is beyond me. Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 I could ask my uncle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted May 20, 2008 Author Share Posted May 20, 2008 OUUUCHHH How is vasectomy done? Vasectomy is an outpatient procedure, which is performed under local anesthesia (although you may receive a mild sedative to help you relax). Your scrotum will be shaved and washed with sterile soap. One or 2 small incisions (cuts) are made in the scrotum. Then, short segments of the sperm ducts (vas deferens)—about 1/2 inch to 1 inch of each duct—are cut and removed to reduce the possibility of their rejoining. You will feel a pulling sensation from the testicles and perhaps a dull ache for a brief moment. The sealed ends of the vasa will be returned to the scrotum. The incisions are so small that stitches may not be needed. If stitches are used, they will dissolve by themselves. You should bring an athletic supporter with you to wear after the procedure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waderz06 Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 I feel faint just reading this thread!! Got a little pain in the giggle berries as im writing this! Ouch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicky Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 I feel faint just reading this thread!! Got a little pain in the giggle berries as im writing this! Ouch giggle berries? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DevilsAdvocate Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 I was 'Jaffa'd' about 12 years ago, in and out of hospital within a couple of hours and all done under local anasthetic. The old spuds were a bit sore for a day or two but wasn't long before John Thomas was back in the action. Everything works as before except for one thing, the worry (all gone no danger of an unnexpected accident). I certainly have no regrets. HTH Roy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waderz06 Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 giggle berries? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranz Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 IIRC it just prevents the plumb juice from mixing with the rest of the cocktail..... so to speak The rest of the cocktail still 'arrives' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted May 20, 2008 Author Share Posted May 20, 2008 I was 'Jaffa'd' about 12 years ago, in and out of hospital within a couple of hours and all done under local anasthetic. The old spuds were a bit sore for a day or two but wasn't long before John Thomas was back in the action. Everything works as before except for one thing, the worry (all gone no danger of an unnexpected accident). I certainly have no regrets. HTH Roy It is exactly this that makes me chuckle, not because you were sore, but because they sell it as 'You may experience some discomfort'...not exactly the truth by all accounts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DevilsAdvocate Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 It is exactly this that makes me chuckle, not because you were sore, but because they sell it as 'You may experience some discomfort'...not exactly the truth by all accounts. The worst bit was when the anaethetist said "It's only a small prick" Roy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranz Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 The worst bit was when the anaethetist said "It's only a small prick" Roy Must have been cold eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted May 20, 2008 Author Share Posted May 20, 2008 Must have been cold eh? Or scared sh*tless I know I'd be hiding if I knew what was happening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Not really qualified to comment on the discussion, but surely the point of the operation is to prevent swimmers. Whether there is a river is beyond me. Mike I feel faint just reading this thread!! Got a little pain in the giggle berries as im writing this! Ouch IIRC it just prevents the plumb juice from mixing with the rest of the cocktail..... so to speak The rest of the cocktail still 'arrives' The worst bit was when the anaethetist said "It's only a small prick" Roy A guy at work had it done a couple of years ago, and he was walking like John Wayne for a good two weeks afterwards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Not a chance in hell of me ever getting this done. Unnatural it is. I'm slipping this mortal coil with the same number of bits as I entered it with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brettjones Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 i had it done when i was 26 after 3 kids best £150.00 i have ever spent and it did't hurt for long Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz1 Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 crikey so they don,t use 2 bricks anymore:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanM Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 No pain at all, and no worries anymore either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Technically eunuchs then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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