hogmaw Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 You have got to love the rhino one, I think I will try it tonight and they get better too, read on... :d:d clicky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverSoop Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 You have got to love the rhino one, I think I will try it tonight and they get better too, read on... :d:d clicky Shame...im not with the girlfriend tonight lol...:d:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 All noted for future use. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 If anything happens to cause a moment of alarm or exclaimation (nothing major, like if she dropped a mug or saw ants (her house got a load of ans last year) I'll run over and grab her by the boobs and shout WHAT IS IT?! ARE YOUR TITS OK?!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogmaw Posted May 15, 2008 Author Share Posted May 15, 2008 I think I do a lot of them already eg yawn destroying, dog shagging when she is bent over, pretending not to listen, imitating her voice (and imitating her dad, oh she hates that!) Yes I am annoying and a nuisance, but she loves it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverSoop Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 I think I do a lot of them already eg yawn destroying, dog shagging when she is bent over, pretending not to listen, imitating her voice (and imitating her dad, oh she hates that!) Yes I am annoying and a nuisance, but she loves it You nasty person Gerald! Shame on you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R Black Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 Love that thread shame im reading AFTER coming home from hers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogmaw Posted May 15, 2008 Author Share Posted May 15, 2008 Girls don't like to admit it but they like it when you do daft things to them, anything goes so long as they are getting your attention Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazboy Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 The meanist thing I did was getting home from work while she was in the shower. My wife is profoundly deaf so I didn't have to sneak about but I had to be careful with loud bangs and draughts. (I'm normaly quite loud when I come home so she knows someone has come in) I snuck up to the shower curtain and grabbed her through it. Scared her to the point she couldn't even scream. Thought it was funny at the time but I was a prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogmaw Posted May 15, 2008 Author Share Posted May 15, 2008 The meanist thing I did was getting home from work while she was in the shower. My wife is profoundly deaf so I didn't have to sneak about but I had to be careful with loud bangs and draughts. (I'm normaly quite loud when I come home so she knows someone has come in) I snuck up to the shower curtain and grabbed her through it. Scared her to the point she couldn't even scream. Thought it was funny at the time but I was a prick. OK well almost anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverSoop Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 The meanist thing I did was getting home from work while she was in the shower. My wife is profoundly deaf so I didn't have to sneak about but I had to be careful with loud bangs and draughts. (I'm normaly quite loud when I come home so she knows someone has come in) I snuck up to the shower curtain and grabbed her through it. Scared her to the point she couldn't even scream. Thought it was funny at the time but I was a prick. Thats even worse! You evil man Gaz! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogmaw Posted May 16, 2008 Author Share Posted May 16, 2008 Shane I bet you're the type that buys your missus roses from vendors at the traffic lights. And I bet you leave the toilet seat down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazboy Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 I must try the yawn destroyer one. I'm always doing the doggy one, and that fella is right about that funny little dance they do if you chase them. I ought to be more careful really as she is good at martial arts (her Kung Fu/Judo/Tae Kwon Do & chinese preasure points vs my kickboxing/boxing/Kung Fu). The judo and preasure points kill me every time. We can't watch Mr & Mrs Smith without having a playfight during their fight scene although it's always the fore-runner to some great hanky panky. Sellotape across doorways is always good for a laugh, especially at eyebrow hight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R Black Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 I like to cuddle her from behind with her arms by her side, then lick her ear and blow on it, drives her potty, chain the toilet seat up to the cistern. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverSoop Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 Shane I bet you're the type that buys your missus roses from vendors at the traffic lights. And I bet you leave the toilet seat down Mate, i try everything to annoy her, i lick my finger and stick it in her ear, make her jump when i hug her... i find it highly amusing and it never gets old! I usually wait for her to come out of the bog aswell and then make her jump! Works everytime! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
probrox Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 I usually wait for her to come out of the bog aswell and then make her jump! Works everytime! I do that one all the time, or creep upstairs when shes tidying the bedroom and stand staring at her from the landing until she turns round. For a proper scare though, I tie fishing line to the door handle on the other side of the bedroom door. Run the wire through screw in eyes up the wall and along the ceiling. Tie other end to coat hanger and drape sheet over this and add halloween mask for good effect. Make the line long enough that the hanger sits on the floor when the door is closed. As soon as she opens the door the 'scary monster' shoots up in front of her. Got the girlfriend and half my family with this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pig Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 I do that one all the time, or creep upstairs when shes tidying the bedroom and stand staring at her from the landing until she turns round. For a proper scare though, I tie fishing line to the door handle on the other side of the bedroom door. Run the wire through screw in eyes up the wall and along the ceiling. Tie other end to coat hanger and drape sheet over this and add halloween mask for good effect. Make the line long enough that the hanger sits on the floor when the door is closed. As soon as she opens the door the 'scary monster' shoots up in front of her. Got the girlfriend and half my family with this one. Thats great. Only problem is the effort involved. I dont think i could be bothered to set it up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 What a hilarious thread that is! I'm always saying subtle things that really confuse and wind her up. She's easy to wind up too, which is even more fun. What are you doing with Ed's avatar there, Probrox? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
probrox Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 Thats great. Only problem is the effort involved. I dont think i could be bothered to set it up Onlu takes ten minutes and you can leave the screw in eyes for next time. What a hilarious thread that is! I'm always saying subtle things that really confuse and wind her up. She's easy to wind up too, which is even more fun. What are you doing with Ed's avatar there, Probrox? Didn't realise it was taken, sort it out tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 Didn't realise it was taken, sort it out tonight. Ah there's no problem, he isn't using that avatar, its just that Ed IS Quagmire! Well he seems to be on here anyway Jiggedy jiggedy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverSoop Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 I do that one all the time, or creep upstairs when shes tidying the bedroom and stand staring at her from the landing until she turns round. For a proper scare though, I tie fishing line to the door handle on the other side of the bedroom door. Run the wire through screw in eyes up the wall and along the ceiling. Tie other end to coat hanger and drape sheet over this and add halloween mask for good effect. Make the line long enough that the hanger sits on the floor when the door is closed. As soon as she opens the door the 'scary monster' shoots up in front of her. Got the girlfriend and half my family with this one. Haha yeh thats a good one Probox! Ive got to try this one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcAB10 Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 that thread was halarious!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
probrox Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 Haha yeh thats a good one Probox! Ive got to try this one! Best bit is, even if she is used to you jumping out and scaring her half to death, she'll never suspect its going to happen because you'll be sitting downstairs waiting for the scream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraGirlie Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 Girls don't like to admit it but they like it when you do daft things to them, anything goes so long as they are getting your attention No way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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