Thursday joke

[Chris Wilson]

4 old guys in an old peoples home. They all suffer, to a greater or lesser extent, with Alzheimers disease. Their carer has the mini bus for the day so decides to take them to the seaside. He leaves them on some hired deck chairs with instructions not wander, and he'll be back at lunch time with some sandwiches. Old Frank says to Bob, "I fancy an ice cream, would you fancy an ice cram from the van on the prom, too?". Bob says, "Bloody great, not had an ice cream for years, get us one of those trumpet things, with a 33 or whatever it's called in it, you know, the choccie flake thing, and, oh, put some of that red sauce on it, and some of those hundreds and thousands, the full Monte!!"

"OK, I'll get the same for myself" Frank says, and shuffles off to find the van. 25 minutes later he's back, with a huge paper plate of chips. Bob says, "Where the hell have you been, you've been gone ages?". Frank replies, "Sorry mate, when I got on the prom I'd forgotten what I'd gone for, took me ages to remember". Old Bob looks him up and down and says, "Bloody typical, where's me *****ing pie?"

[Barney]

:d

[ShamelessTT]

lol