Vanessa Posted February 11, 2005 Share Posted February 11, 2005 An Irishman goes to the Doctor with bottom problems... "Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot". So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look. "Incredible" he says,"there is a £20 note lodged up here." Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a £10 note appears. "This is amazing!" exclaims the Doctor. "What do you want me to do?" "Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!" shrieks the patient. The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another and another, etc.... Finally the last Note comes out and no more appear. "Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter, how moch is dare den?" The Doctor counts the pile of cash."£1,990 exactly." "Ah, dat'd be roit", says the Irishman..... (Wait for it............) "I knew I wasn't feeling two grand." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted February 11, 2005 Share Posted February 11, 2005 lmao!! good joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terribleturner Posted February 11, 2005 Share Posted February 11, 2005 Ha ha ha funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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