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3 guys go to a hotel and it costs £30 a night for a room. They each pay £10 and make there way to the room. The hotel receptionist then realises they have been over charged and its actually £25 per night for a room. She gives the bell boy £5 and tells him to refund the guests. On the way to the room the bellboy can't decide how to split £5 by 3, so he gives them each £1 and keeps £2 to him self. Meaning the guests each paid £9. So that's £27 for the room and £2 the bellboy kept equals £29.

 

What happened to the other pound?

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At the end, the guys have paid £9 each (for a total of £27). The hotel has kept £25 of it, the bellboy has the other £2.

 

This has nothing to do with the £30 that was originally charged and there's no reason why the numbers have to add up back to 30 - it's just worded to make you think that 27+2 should equal 30, whereas the actual sum that is relevant is that 27-2=25.

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Why are 3 men staying in a hotel room for one night?

 

Are they gay?

Is one a rent boy?

If so, what's he charging and are both men participating in sexual activities?

Maybe ones into filming and needs to buy batteries for the camera.

 

Do they use the mini bar or pay for the adult channels?

I would imagine they'll want to watch a few blue movies to get them in the mood.

Whats the charge rate for the adult films Pete?

Is it pay per hour or minute?

 

And I haven't even considered the implications if the Bell Boys in on the action

 

I need more information before giving my answer.

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Why are 3 men staying in a hotel room for one night?

 

Are they gay?

Is one a rent boy?

If so, what's he charging and are both men participating in sexual activities?

Maybe ones into filming and needs to buy batteries for the camera.

 

Do they use the mini bar or pay for the adult channels?

I would imagine they'll want to watch a few blue movies to get them in the mood.

Whats the charge rate for the adult films Pete?

Is it pay per hour or minute?

 

And I haven't even considered the implications if the Bell Boys in on the action

 

I need more information before giving my answer.

 

You have given this WAY too much thought....:p

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Why are 3 men staying in a hotel room for one night?

 

Are they gay?

Is one a rent boy?

If so, what's he charging and are both men participating in sexual activities?

Maybe ones into filming and needs to buy batteries for the camera.

 

Do they use the mini bar or pay for the adult channels?

I would imagine they'll want to watch a few blue movies to get them in the mood.

Whats the charge rate for the adult films Pete?

Is it pay per hour or minute?

 

And I haven't even considered the implications if the Bell Boys in on the action

 

I need more information before giving my answer.

 

are you aking to answer the riddle? or do you want more info for your own sordid little games :D

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Why are 3 men staying in a hotel room for one night?

Star Wars expo the day after.

 

Are they gay?

Two of them are, one as Leia, one as vader and the last one is going as a wookie.

 

Is one a rent boy?

No. There weren't any rent boys in Star Wars

 

If so, what's he charging and are both men participating in sexual activities? The wookie isn't charging.

 

Maybe ones into filming and needs to buy batteries for the camera? They have bought the power adapter so no need for batteries.

 

Do they use the mini bar or pay for the adult channels?

They rent Porn Wars

 

I would imagine they'll want to watch a few blue movies to get them in the mood.

Whats the charge rate for the adult films Pete?

You tell me!

 

Is it pay per hour or minute?

Per film usually?

 

And I haven't even considered the implications if the Bell Boys in on the action.

He's Gredo.

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:rlol: PMSL Pete!! :rlol: Right! Sorted

Heres what happened to the other pound:

 

Gay Leila walks into the gents for a rubber followed by the Bellend Boy Ben whos been dieing for a poo all day.

Realising Leila hasnt enough cash he calls over to Ben and asks to borrow a quid.

 

"Sure, no problem babe" replies Ben, "Enjoy".

To be honest, Ben is feeling guilty for ripping off the gay dweebs and doesnt really know where the extra pound has come from anyway. He also fancys the pants of Leila.

 

"Cheers fella" replies lady boy Leila, "look,... if you want,... a few of us are going to watch 'Porn Wars' in our room. Its odd couples with only 3 of us and Darth doesnt fancy filming all night,.. wana make it a four,..big boy.

 

With that Ben heads off for the buming of his life, all thanks to a pound.

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:rlol: PMSL Pete!! :rlol: Right! Sorted

Heres what happened to the other pound:

 

Gay Leila walks into the gents for a rubber followed by the Bellend Boy Ben whos been dieing for a poo all day.

Realising Leila hasnt enough cash he calls over to Ben and asks to borrow a quid.

 

"Sure, no problem babe" replies Ben, "Enjoy".

To be honest, Ben is feeling guilty for ripping off the gay dweebs and doesnt really know where the extra pound has come from anway. He also fancys the pants of Leila.

 

"Cheers fella" replies lady boy Leila, "look,... if you want,... a few of us are going to watch 'Porn Wars' in our room. Its odd couples with only 3 of us and Darth doesnt fancy filming all night,.. wana make it a four,..big boy.

 

With that Ben heads off for the buming of his life, all thanks to a pound.

 

you ever thought about being a porn director? you have a plot, i'm sure H and blackie will step up and be actors??

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Yes, a few times.

 

It was my favorite bedtime story as a kid.

Mum would say, "do you want to hear the one about the three gays again".

"Yes please mammy" I would reply.

happy days.

 

..and therein lies the answer to all my questions about you Ed..

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need to discuss whos the b*tch and whos the butch more like (you're the b**ch Hiten incase you missed that as well)

 

i think we should flip for it - heads or tails.

 

heads i stick it in your mouth, tails you get it up bournville avenue :D

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