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JamieP

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A hedgehog nearly got me arrested once. It's a long story I can't be arsed to go into ATM.

 

I've got a rescue story too about a hedgehog me and my cousin saved from certain doom, but its a bit late now to be going into that

 

I have a story about a hedgehog, nun, a runaway train and a 3 legged elephant but I'll save that for another day! :blink:

 

Come on guys, this forum is built on stories and facts.

You cant tease us like that.

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A hedgehog nearly got me arrested once. It's a long story I can't be arsed to go into ATM but I do like the little fellas.

 

Come on Jake, spill the story!

 

Can't be any worse that burning your c*ck with a soldering iron can it.....;):D

 

H.

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In the early 90's, I was working late one night, getting a load of quotes done. About 3am I ran out of cigarettes so decided to take a break and shoot out to the local all-night shop to get some.

En route to the shop, I'd just gone round a few sweeping bends when I saw what looked like a hedgehog in the road. I presumed he'd been hit already and was dead. So I carried on to the shop.

On the way back I saw that the hedgepig was now on the other side of the road - he was alive!

 

So I stopped the car and had a look at the little fella. He looked fairly OK apart from a crushed OSF foot. I guessed that has was probably more badly injured than I could tell but hey, he was still alive, so I decided to take him home and and get him looked at by a vet if he survived the night.

 

I picked him up to put him in the car but oh boy did he stink! Absolutely awful smell - so I put him in the boot of my car.

 

I set off for home, driving really slowly so that the little guy didn't get chucked about in the boot. I'm crawling round the sweeping bends at 5-10mph when suddenly a police car appears behind me. I tried to wave them past but they just followed for a minute or two and then tried to pull me over.

They put their blue lights on but I decided it wasn't safe to stop and that I'd get out of the bends first and then pull over in a bus stop which I knew was on the straight road ahead.

So there we were, having the world's slowest ever police chase.

 

After what seemed like an age we reached the bus stop and I pulled in. Two coppers got out and the one that did all the talking was a right sarky git.

"Good evening Mister Mansell, where's the fire?"

"What?"

"Nevermind. Something wrong with your car?"

"No"

"Then why are you driving at 5mph and causing a hazard to other road users?"

"I'm on a mercy dash"

"Are you taking the piss son?"

etc ect.

 

Eventually I told them about 'Tripod the Hedgepig'. They had a look at him and then let me go.

I put him in a paddling pool in my garage for the night but he was dead in the morning. :(

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Cute little things, are they classed as vermin? ive got loads of them in my garden, just went out to check i locked the car and i have 4 of them sitting under it, gave them a cornish pastie, they are tucking into that i tell ya:)

 

Very kind of you. :)

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Cute little things, are they classed as vermin? ive got loads of them in my garden, just went out to check i locked the car and i have 4 of them sitting under it, gave them a cornish pastie, they are tucking into that i tell ya:)

 

there actualy quite endangered now,.

there numbers are dwindling,as previously mentioned there great to have in the garden as they eat all the slugs etc ;)

 

* watch out tho,they have a lot of fleas.

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I put him in a paddling pool in my garage for the night but he was dead in the morning. :(

 

I would imagine he drowned then, they can't swim at the best of times but with only 3 feet he would have had no chance!!:blink: At least you could have put outside your back door and used him as a shoe/boot cleaner.......Sorry!!:)

 

We have loads of hedgehogs near our house as there are some woods about 150 yards away. I regularly see them scuttling down the street in the dark. My dog used to paw at them but he doesn't seem that interested now. A couple of times I have been home and got a plastic bag to pick them up in and escorted them back to the woods......:)

 

H.

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