hogmaw Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 a man with no arms and legs sunbathing on a beach 3 women go over to him feeling sorry for him, first woman asks have you ever been hugged no he replies, so she hugs him.... second woman asks, have you ever been kissed ,no he replies , so she kisses him... third woman askes have you ever been f***ed, no he replies, you will be in about 5 minutes when the tide comes in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigcol Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 thats older than me!!!!!!!!!!!! still good though:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogmaw Posted May 10, 2008 Author Share Posted May 10, 2008 thats older than me!!!!!!!!!!!! still good though:D i have such a rubbish memory all jokes sound new to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiten55 Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 1st time ive heard it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 i have such a rubbish memory all jokes sound new to me At least you wil always have a smile on your face.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veilside Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 lol classic, first time i hear it too...hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Lynz_ Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 I've not heard it either... made me chuckle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRalphMan Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 You guys should spend more time on here then.. http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showpost.php?p=1909533&postcount=14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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