CJ Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 Two kids are playing football in a park in Manchester. Suddenly one of them is attacked by a Rottweiler which clamps its mouth around the kids neck. The other kid, seeing the danger his pal is in, picks up one of the sticks they were using as a goal post, puts it through the dogs collar, and using all his strength twists it until the dogs neck breaks and his friend is saved. This is all seen by a local newspaper reporter who sees a possible national headline in the incident, and goes over to the kids. "That was really heroic" he says "I can see it now 'Heroic United fan risks life to save best friend'" "But I don't follow United" says the kid "Ok, how about 'Super City Kid fights off rabid rottweiller to save his pal'" "But I don't follow City either" says the kid "Well who do you support" asks the reporter "Liverpool" he says "Even better" says the reporter "Scouse bastard murders family pet" (Sorry Kopite!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopite Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 lol its told the other way round in hour city, in the REAL version the scousers are the heroes good one though! i still like some of the classic ones too: Q. Why does the river Mersey run through Liverpool? A. If it went any slower it'd get mugged! Q. What do you call a girl in a white shellsuit? A. The bride Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted February 10, 2005 Author Share Posted February 10, 2005 Or a Scouser in a suit - The accused! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted February 10, 2005 Author Share Posted February 10, 2005 Whats green and gets a Scouser drunk? A benefit giro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopite Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 im thinkin there's more scouse jokes than irish jokes out there! got any good geordie ones that i can piss Kev Huntley and Gaz off with? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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