turbonut Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. ‘Are you the manager?' she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. 'Actually, no,' he replied. 'Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,' she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. 'I'm afraid I can't,' breathed the bartender. 'Is there anything I can do?' 'Yes. I need you to give him a message,' she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth, allowing him to suck them gently. 'What should I tell him?' the bartender managed to say. 'Tell him,' she whispered……… ... ... ... ... ... There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies' room.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Eewww yuck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grahamc Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 NASTY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz1 Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 yuk:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Oh dear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Heard it before but still good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerry Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Good one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraGirlie Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Not nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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