jamesmark Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.' A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.' A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.' The English doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah!. We can take an arsehole out of Scotland, put him in 10 Downing Street and have half the country looking for work within twenty-four hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRACIE_LOU Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 :D:thumbs:.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 , I did like that one, haven't heard it before either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Why T Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 That is good, wanna put it on my work email group, but ill get done by my superiors lol, good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 4/10 so not a bad result. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 Excellent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JustGav Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 Got a giggle here and round the office, so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermonkey Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 made me chuckle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SilverSoop Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.' A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.' A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.' The English doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah!. We can take an arsehole out of Scotland, put him in 10 Downing Street and have half the country looking for work within twenty-four hours. HAHA Very true that is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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