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Two Women Go To Jamaica For A Holiday, Whilst There They Meet A Big Muscular Jamaican With A Huge Manhood.

After 6 Days Of Constant Sex The Women Decide To Ask Him His Name, "snow" He Replies. Feeling Guilty One Of The Women Asks Her Friend "whatever Will We Tell Out Husbands? "we Can Tell The Truth" She Says, "lets Face It Who The Hell Is Going To Beleive We Have Had 10 Inches Of Snow In The Carribean"

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Two Women Go To Jamaica For A Holiday, Whilst There They Meet A Big Muscular Jamaican With A Huge Manhood.

After 6 Days Of Constant Sex The Women Decide To Ask Him His Name, "snow" He Replies. Feeling Guilty One Of The Women Asks Her Friend "whatever Will We Tell Out Husbands? "we Can Tell The Truth" She Says, "lets Face It Who The Hell Is Going To Beleive We Have Had 10 Inches Of Snow In The Carribean"

 

Epic Fail....:blink:

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Two Women Go To Jamaica For A Holiday, Whilst There They Meet A Big Muscular Jamaican With A Huge Manhood.

After 6 Days Of Constant Sex The Women Decide To Ask Him His Name, "snow" He Replies. Feeling Guilty One Of The Women Asks Her Friend "whatever Will We Tell Out Husbands? "we Can Tell The Truth" She Says, "lets Face It Who The Hell Is Going To Beleive We Have Had 10 Inches Of Snow In The Carribean"

 

Ive got one too, a little rude aswell! Ok here goes;

 

Im a little mouse named keith...i curcumcise men with my teeth...i dont do it for leisure...or sexual pleasure...but just for the cheese underneath!

 

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Ive got one too, a little rude aswell! Ok here goes;

 

Im a little mouse named keith...i curcumcise men with my teeth...i dont do it for leisure...or sexual pleasure...but just for the cheese underneath!

 

:D

 

:lol:, not heard that since.......... umm primary i think!

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:lol:, not heard that since.......... umm primary i think!

 

 

That's what I was going to say too! One of those that goes round the playground, until a teacher hears it, then black marks get handed out! :D

 

Still it was quite funny though. Better than the first one :)

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That's what I was going to say too! One of those that goes round the playground, until a teacher hears it, then black marks get handed out! :D

 

Still it was quite funny though. Better than the first one :)

 

Thanks...;)

 

Just got another sent;

 

3 ducks go into a pub, barman says to the first duck..."Hi whats your name and have you had a nice day"?

He says, "im hughie and yes thanks, i've been in and out of puddles allday"...

He asks the second duck the same, "Im lewie and yes i've been in and out of puddles allday too"...

So he says to the third duck, "you must be dewie"

She says, "no im puddles!"

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Thanks...;)

 

Just got another sent;

 

3 ducks go into a pub, barman says to the first duck..."Hi whats your name and have you had a nice day"?

He says, "im hughie and yes thanks, i've been in and out of puddles allday"...

He asks the second duck the same, "Im lewie and yes i've been in and out of puddles allday too"...

So he says to the third duck, "you must be dewie"

She says, "no im puddles!"

 

you should have quit while you were ahead!! :D

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Thanks...;)

 

Just got another sent;

 

3 ducks go into a pub, barman says to the first duck..."Hi whats your name and have you had a nice day"?

He says, "im hughie and yes thanks, i've been in and out of puddles allday"...

He asks the second duck the same, "Im lewie and yes i've been in and out of puddles allday too"...

So he says to the third duck, "you must be dewie"

She says, "no im puddles!"

 

OMFG.....:blink:

 

H.

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