Jake Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 A young man called Peter invited his mother for dinner. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome Peter's flatmate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Peter and his flatmate than met the eye. Reading his mum's thoughts, Peter volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Simon and I are just flatmates". About a week later, Simon came to peter saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan. You don't suppose she took it do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her just to be sure," said Peter, so he sat down and wrote: Dear mother, I'm not saying that you did take the frying pan from my house, I'm not saying that you didn't take the frying pan but the fact remains that it has been missing since you were here for dinner. Love Peter Several days later, Peter received an e-mail from his mother which read: Dear son, I'm not saying that you do sleep with Simon, and I'm not saying that you don't sleep with Simon, but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed, he would have found the frying pan by now. Love mum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 I do love that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 Old un... but a good un Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Peace Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 Excellent Jake......PMSL...never heard that one before... Good job I dont have a flatmate called Peter, otherwise I'd of prob lost my frying pan by now! Si Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 Quality joke!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marco Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 Lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpie Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 Don't look at me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sakura Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 Nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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