turbonut Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 MALE VS. FEMALE ATTHE ATM MACHINE A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: 'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.' ******************************* MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off. ******************************* FEMALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine. 3. Set parking brake, put the window down. 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up. 6. Attempt to insert card into machine. 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car. 8. Insert card. 9. Re-insert card the right way. 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page. 11. Enter PIN. 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. 13. Enter amount of cash required. 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror. 15. Retrieve cash and receipt. 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside. 17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of chequebook. 18. Re-check makeup. 19. Drive forward 2 feet. 20. Reverse back to cash machine. 21. Retrieve card. 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided! 23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you. 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off. 25. Redial person on cell phone. 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. 27. Release Parking Brake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiten55 Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 erm... why did i picture britney spears doing that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 From 19 onwards are great, but is it a Re...? I can't quite remember (Who cares really. Its still funny!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 New? I don't think so. http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=39000 for starters or http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=64881 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 New? I don't think so. http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=39000 for starters or http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=64881 Hiten, the pretender to the throne of 'Search Master', failed miserably this time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Very amusing!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiten55 Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Hiten, the pretender to the throne of 'Search Master', failed miserably this time! im merely the search master. michaels a search lord Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pig Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Very good, not seen that one before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mawby Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 im merely the search master. michaels a search lord But even the lord missed one... http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=66213 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soop Dogg Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 New? I don't think so. http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=39000 for starters or http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=64881 We're not worthy. No, really - we're not. Really... Not at all... ...worthy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 We're not worthy. No, really - we're not. Really... Not at all... ...worthy... I agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keancy Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Repost and only funny to blokes. Glad I don't own a Handbag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbonut Posted April 18, 2008 Author Share Posted April 18, 2008 It creased me up, but then I'm not a girly girl, as Keancy says no possessor of a handbag Its new for some, thats what matters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 I think 'girly girls' can still drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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