Jspec Germany Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Oh yeah man. Here's a poop story for you. We (USAF AWACS) were flying a 14 hour mission in Saudi Arabia some years ago during Operation Southern Watch. On long missions, the crapper in the back of the airplane tends to get pretty full. On this particular sortie, we had two F-15 pilots flying with us so they could see what the big picture looks like during a mission. Fighter pilots for the most part only see a 60 degree wedge of what's in front of them. We see everything for hundreds of miles. On the way back to base, our flight deck decided to do a combat descent for practice (they're done in hostile theaters of operation during approach and during retrograde). The profile is a steep dive resulting in negative G's. One of the F-15 drivers was in the back in a passenger seat near the galley, about 6-7 feet from the lavatory door. So as the pilots pushed the nose over (rather quickly) and the negative G's hit, we (mission crew in the back) heard this loud shrieking scream from the back of the jet. This is what was described by the F-15 pilot after we landed: "The lav door shot open and there was a giant column of dirty blue water rising out of the toilet, with a turd on top. When the pilots pulled the yoke back, the water and poo came falling towards me and I thought the poo was going to hit me." We laughed for an hour over that one. When we taxied in to park, the maintenance guys brought the air stairs up and couldn't figure out why we wouldn't open the door. Our pilots were back there cleaning up the mess because someone didn't check to make sure the flapper was up on the crapper that prevents everything from coming out before they started the combat-descent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 !!!!!!!! now thats funny! I'm sure I remember hearing that the RAFs Nimrods just have something very rudimentary like a hole open to the elements to drop the brown bomb from, but anyone using it will be subjected to pilots pulling high G maneuvers just for the hell of it . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jspec Germany Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 I've never heard of a hole to the elements. All of our aircraft that have something use either full up toilets, a honey pot, which is just as it sounds, or a piddle pack, which is a plastic bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 yea, maybe its alittle more technical than just a hole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 Here is a site for all that is really into shit Link Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiten55 Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 Here is a site for all that is really into shit Link Thats just plain WRONG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 What about this site then? Link Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiten55 Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 What about this site then? Link Getting better... keep em comming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted February 11, 2007 Author Share Posted February 11, 2007 link. NWS!! Oh no, sorry, wrong thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cable Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 link. Oh no, sorry, wrong thread! Summat tells me that's NWS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted February 11, 2007 Author Share Posted February 11, 2007 Oops didn't realise this hadn't been moved - thought that would've happened ages ago!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 Something relevant to the thread - No more wiping! http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/kohler-c3-series-toilet-seats-offer-handsfree-buttwashing-american-style-236933.php Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted February 17, 2007 Author Share Posted February 17, 2007 Someone needs to invent 3 seashells. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardasaliah Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 standing squashes it. sitter all the way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 How to Wipe Your Ass - http://www.randomsalad.com/go/how-to-wipe-your-ass/ Snippet: I was curious, so I began to ask around. I posed the question to a couple good friends of mine, and my suspicions were confirmed when each of them came back with an entirely different answer. I decided to dig deeper, asking people via email, message boards, and eventually the Starbucks where my girlfriend works, all to ask the question: how do you wipe your ass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supe Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 "A college friend from Columbia said she had to put out “The Spoon” when her parents came to visit, ’cause they wouldn’t use toilet paper. Apparently this is more of a wedge that is used to scrape out the excrement. “The Spoon” is kept in a little tray on the back of the toilet." "The implication here of course is that a family shares just one spoon, making this both the most disgusting and most awesome thing I’ve heard in all of my interviews with strangers about poop." http://www.randomsalad.com/go/how-to-wipe-your-ass/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul ashton Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 "A college friend from Columbia said she had to put out “The Spoon” when her parents came to visit, ’cause they wouldn’t use toilet paper. Apparently this is more of a wedge that is used to scrape out the excrement. “The Spoon” is kept in a little tray on the back of the toilet." "The implication here of course is that a family shares just one spoon, making this both the most disgusting and most awesome thing I’ve heard in all of my interviews with strangers about poop." Nice:rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supe Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 I know, not funny, its disgusting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul ashton Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 I know, not funny, its disgusting Please understand if you ever invite me round for dinner that i might be busy cutting my toenails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 I must have missed this threat as I was in Dublin when it was posted. One of the best laughs I've had in a while, great stories Gaz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittyclaws Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 WTF,,, You lot need to get out more lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lust2luv Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 How did I miss this thread - been sat in the office pissing myself with laughter the last 10 minutes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 I totally missed this too hahaha. Class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted December 13, 2007 Author Share Posted December 13, 2007 They were talking about this on Chris Moyles yesterday, quite funny how people do it differently and don't realise anyone else does it the 'wrong' way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrivingTheDream Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Missed it to, how the **** can you stand up?!?! Your butt is semi closed and you cant get to the coal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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