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Friday joke (not the genuine aticle, of course)


SUPRASUZUKI

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Ah married life

 

3 women: one engaged, one a mistress, and one married, are chatting

about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night

all three will wear a leather bodice S & M style, stiletto's and a mask

over their eyes .

 

 

After a few days they meet again.....

 

 

The engaged girlfriend: 'the other night, when my boyfriend

came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cms stilettos

and mask. He saw me he said: 'you are the woman of my life, I love

you'...then we made love all night long

 

 

The mistress: Ah! me too, the other night I met my lover in

the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask

over my eyes and a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat... he did not

say anything.....but we had wild sex all night

 

 

The married one: 'the other night I sent the kids to stay

at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready: leather bodice, super

stilettos and mask over my eyes....my husband comes back from work,

opens the door and says:................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'Alright Batman,

 

 

 

what's for dinner...?'

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