marbleapple Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 I'm sure lots of you read RollonFriday.com so for those that don't here is a true news article which made me giggle. The thread title says it all really! "Man convicted over fictitious wombat embuggerment A New Zealander has been sentenced to 75 hours of community service after claiming that he was raped by the normally easy going marsupial. 48-year-old Arthur Ross Cradock telephoned police to report that he was being buggered by the animal and needed immediate help. He then called again to retract his complaint, because "he's pulled out". He told the operator that "apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right you know. I didn't hurt my bum at all". Sentencing Cradock for wasting police time, Judge Richard Russell said he still couldn't understand why he had come up with the allegations." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcAB10 Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 what an idiot.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiten55 Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Must of been pissed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 after claiming that he was raped by the normally easy going marsupial. One of the funniest things I've ever heard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Don't knock it till you've tried it!! Takes some encouragement though! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marbleapple Posted April 2, 2008 Author Share Posted April 2, 2008 One of the funniest things I've ever heard I liked it too Almost as funny as the Bradford Court judge (OAP) who said that he hates Ecstasy because it makes white men think they can dance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vvteye Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 I recall a similar story when a man claimed he was raped by an elephant. His a*sehole was ripped apart (looked like a splattered blood orange on a large white dinner plate,) and the medic stated how surprised he was as the elephant only had a tiny penis, to which the man replied, "he did finger me first". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marbleapple Posted April 3, 2008 Author Share Posted April 3, 2008 I recall a similar story when a man claimed he was raped by an elephant. His a*sehole was ripped apart (looked like a splattered blood orange on a large white dinner plate,) and the medic stated how surprised he was as the elephant only had a tiny penis, to which the man replied, "he did finger me first". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 I love the word embuggerment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 I recall a similar story when a man claimed he was raped by an elephant. His a*sehole was ripped apart (looked like a splattered blood orange on a large white dinner plate,) and the medic stated how surprised he was as the elephant only had a tiny penis, to which the man replied, "he did finger me first". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 I recall a similar story when a man claimed he was raped by an elephant. His a*sehole was ripped apart (looked like a splattered blood orange on a large white dinner plate,) and the medic stated how surprised he was as the elephant only had a tiny penis, to which the man replied, "he did finger me first". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 If you were going to make something like that up wouldn't you say it was a woman or something?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 If you were going to make something like that up wouldn't you say it was a woman or something?! Where's the fun in that?! I love the way the guy say's that since the attack he speaks Australian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marbleapple Posted April 3, 2008 Author Share Posted April 3, 2008 If you were going to make something like that up wouldn't you say it was a woman or something?! A woman raped him? (Don't think that is possible Charlotte unless you know different ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 A woman raped him? (Don't think that is possible Charlotte unless you know different ) Assaulted then, if you want to be pedantic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 I thought you had to use up over 40 man hours to be wasting police time? Or is that just here? Or was it a VERY long phone call? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 I thought you had to use up over 40 man hours to be wasting police time? Or is that just here? Or was it a VERY long phone call? Maybe he was just very descriptive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tannhauser Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 A woman raped him? (Don't think that is possible Charlotte unless you know different ) Some of our older members (so to speak) might at this point remember the Joyce McKinney case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 I thought you had to use up over 40 man hours to be wasting police time? Or is that just here? Or was it a VERY long phone call? Looks like i'm going to be getting myself 39 hours free labour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marbleapple Posted April 3, 2008 Author Share Posted April 3, 2008 Some of our older members (so to speak) might at this point remember the Joyce McKinney case. Charlotte was right and I was being pedantic. It is legally impossible for a woman to rape a man since you need to have a certain item of anatomy that women just don't have (except the women who are really men and then things just get really messed up!). It's know and sexual assault etc otherwise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 Charlotte was right and I was being pedantic. It is legally impossible for a woman to rape a man since you need to have a certain item of anatomy that women just don't have (except the women who are really men and then things just get really messed up!). It's know and sexual assault etc otherwise Fingers.....Bum..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marbleapple Posted April 3, 2008 Author Share Posted April 3, 2008 Fingers.....Bum..... No thanks your not my type! p.s. its not rape, it would be sexual assault or GBH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzi Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 I feel sick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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