Havard Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 A woman walks into a Mercedes dealership. She browses for a few minutes and then sees an SL500 convertible at the rear of the showroom and walks over to inspect it. As she leans in to feel the finest leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes. Very embarrased, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her accident. As she turns back, the salesman appears on the other side of the car with a smug grin on his face. "Good day madam, how may we help you today" he says. Nervously she replies "Oh hello, I love this car. How much does it cost?" The salesman answers "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you'll sh!t yourself when I tell you the price!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiten55 Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 attempt successful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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michael Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TonyP Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Very good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burna Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 You shoot, you score. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 You had to spoil it, I give you a point for being funny and then you play up. -1 That gives you 0 again now, you were doing OK too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted April 2, 2008 Author Share Posted April 2, 2008 You had to spoil it, I give you a point for being funny and then you play up. -1 That gives you 0 again now, you were doing OK too I'm not sure if I am more surprised at getting only one point or the fact that you appreciated the joke..... H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 I may use this tonight, thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Doom Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 I found it funny!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted April 2, 2008 Author Share Posted April 2, 2008 http://www.ericdsnider.com/images/fail.jpg I am waiting for your best shot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 I am waiting for your best shot! http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/ladderfail.jpg ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Massey Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 very good h Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Havard Posted April 2, 2008 Author Share Posted April 2, 2008 http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/ladderfail.jpg ? I meant a funnier joke Ric.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiceRocket Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 A woman walks into a Mercedes dealership. She browses for a few minutes and then sees an SL500 convertible at the rear of the showroom and walks over to inspect it. As she leans in to feel the finest leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes. Very embarrased, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her accident. As she turns back, the salesman appears on the other side of the car with a smug grin on his face. "Good day madam, how may we help you today" he says. Nervously she replies "Oh hello, I love this car. How much does it cost?" The salesman answers "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you'll sh!t yourself when I tell you the price!! Copyrighted by Bill Prawn so you owe him a royalty payment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 I meant a funnier joke Ric.... I know, i just love the pics of people about to fail, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted April 2, 2008 Author Share Posted April 2, 2008 Copyrighted by Bill Prawn so you owe him a royalty payment It isn't a repost is it? H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyB Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiceRocket Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 It isn't a repost is it? H. It was before our time so don't feel too bad http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=53166& Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted April 2, 2008 Author Share Posted April 2, 2008 It was before our time so don't feel too bad http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=53166& Christ! I even did a search for salesman & fart.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Something about time travel..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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