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Carl_S

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Submission Number 2

 

Four Jobs I Have Had in my Life:

1. Your mum's Masseur

 

2. Your mum's Gyna minge inspector

 

3. Milkman

 

4. Your mum's Cherry Picker

 

 

Four Places I Have Lived:

1. Under your mum's bed

 

2. In your mum's wardrobe

 

3. In the Shed

 

4. Preston

 

 

Four things that make me really mad

1. You

 

2. Your Posts

 

Four places I would rather be right now:

1. In your mum

 

2. In bed (see above)

 

 

Four memorable moments

 

1. First time I did your mum.

 

2. and her sister

 

.....bored now, you get the idea

 

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Do you know shell garages are charging 10p per carrier bag now?

 

I mean I agree with all this green stuff but it might be nice to advertise the fact in the garage shop somewhere, not tell you after you've bought stuff that you then have to carry to the car!!

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Do you know shell garages are charging 10p per carrier bag now?

 

I mean I agree with all this green stuff but it might be nice to advertise the fact in the garage shop somewhere, not tell you after you've bought stuff that you then have to carry to the car!!

 

Guessing your going at the 'pointless post in a pointless thread' angle. :D

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Do you know shell garages are charging 10p per carrier bag now?

 

I mean I agree with all this green stuff but it might be nice to advertise the fact in the garage shop somewhere, not tell you after you've bought stuff that you then have to carry to the car!!

 

I know that's a complete pi$$take if you ask me. Saying that, I filled up last night and got not one but two free model Ferraris. I guess the guy was feeling generous or something. Yay me. Only need the Enzo now.

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I know that's a complete pi$$take if you ask me. Saying that, I filled up last night and got not one but two free model Ferraris. I guess the guy was feeling generous or something. Yay me. Only need the Enzo now.

 

I've got the 360, 430 and F1 car so far.

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I know that's a complete pi$$take if you ask me. Saying that, I filled up last night and got not one but two free model Ferraris. I guess the guy was feeling generous or something. Yay me. Only need the Enzo now.

 

It's not that I'm a complete stinge bag or anything but 10p?! :)

 

Anyway, good work on the free car.

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It's not that I'm a complete stinge bag or anything but 10p?! :)

 

Anyway, good work on the free car.

 

Well ty, tyvm. I'm not sure quite how much was down to the "work" element but hey, I digress.

 

I do see what you're saying though, it's like the service charge at restaurants when they don't ask, they just add it. That makes me soooo mad. I very often tip way over the odds if I like the meal (or waitress ;)) but when it's presented to me as a formality I feel robbed/violated.

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Well ty, tyvm. I'm not sure quite how much was down to the "work" element but hey, I digress.

 

I do see what you're saying though, it's like the service charge at restaurants when they don't ask, they just add it. That makes me soooo mad. I very often tip way over the odds if I like the meal (or waitress ;)) but when it's presented to me as a formality I feel robbed/violated.

 

Maybe you filled up in style, or something. :)

 

Yeah it's like my right to give a tip has been taken away and forced upon me. Although I always feel I have to tip at the hairdressers, like an unwritten rule.

 

But 10p?!!!

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Maybe you filled up in style, or something. :)

 

Yeah it's like my right to give a tip has been taken away and forced upon me. Although I always feel I have to tip at the hairdressers, like an unwritten rule.

 

But 10p?!!!

 

At the end of it all, 10p is outragous. Maybe a strongly worded letter would be in order? Or a sit-down protest on the forecourt.

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I know that's a complete pi$$take if you ask me. Saying that, I filled up last night and got not one but two free model Ferraris. I guess the guy was feeling generous or something. Yay me. Only need the Enzo now.

 

It's one for every 30L, so a full tank should get you two.

 

I already had all 6 and have just got another one, so I'll probably complete a second set before they stop doing them (mid-April, I think).

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It's one for every 30L, so a full tank should get you two.

 

I already had all 6 and have just got another one, so I'll probably complete a second set before they stop doing them (mid-April, I think).

 

Nope, I put in 55L... I thought that at the time.

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It's one for every 30L, so a full tank should get you two.

 

I already had all 6 and have just got another one, so I'll probably complete a second set before they stop doing them (mid-April, I think).

 

I was told I could only have one per transaction regardless of how much I put in.

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I didn't strip while filling up for the cashier listening to the Full Monty soundtrack though.:D

 

My local Shell chap wouldn't notice if you did, I swear he wouldn't make eye contact or acknowledge you exist even if you were robbing the place.

 

That's it chappy, you carry on chatting on your phone in that funny language of yours, don't worry about me, I just want to give you nearly £100 for some crappy petrol and a bag of crisps.

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