Humour Contest

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Submission Number 2

 

Four Jobs I Have Had in my Life:

1. Your mum's Masseur

 

2. Your mum's Gyna minge inspector

 

3. Milkman

 

4. Your mum's Cherry Picker

 

 

Four Places I Have Lived:

1. Under your mum's bed

 

2. In your mum's wardrobe

 

3. In the Shed

 

4. Preston

 

 

Four things that make me really mad

1. You

 

2. Your Posts

 

Four places I would rather be right now:

1. In your mum

 

2. In bed (see above)

 

 

Four memorable moments

 

1. First time I did your mum.

 

2. and her sister

 

.....bored now, you get the idea

 

 

Animal dear boy, as much as some people find Carl's threads annoying etc, that's a little rude.

[TonyP]

Animal dear boy, as much as some people find Carl's threads annoying etc, that's a little rude.

 

Funny though:D

[michael]

Animal dear boy, as much as some people find Carl's threads annoying etc, that's a little rude.

 

It's higher up the rankings in the "Humour Contest" than the original though.

[Blackie]

Do you know shell garages are charging 10p per carrier bag now?

 

 

Well im going to start stealing them and selling them for 9p, Anyone interested?

[marc_p]

Well im going to start stealing them and selling them for 9p, Anyone interested?

 

I'll take 10!

[Matt H]

Submission Number 2

 

Four Jobs I Have Had in my Life:

1. Your mum's Masseur

 

2. Your mum's Gyna minge inspector

 

3. Milkman

 

4. Your mum's Cherry Picker

 

 

Four Places I Have Lived:

1. Under your mum's bed

 

2. In your mum's wardrobe

 

3. In the Shed

 

4. Preston

 

 

Four things that make me really mad

1. You

 

2. Your Posts

 

Four places I would rather be right now:

1. In your mum

 

2. In bed (see above)

 

 

Four memorable moments

 

1. First time I did your mum.

 

2. and her sister

 

.....bored now, you get the idea

 

 

 

ah mum jokes, carls mum, love it!!

[Animal]

Animal dear boy, as much as some people find Carl's threads annoying etc, that's a little rude.

 

Maybe; I still couldn't resist it though.

 

DILLIGAF

[Lbm]

Maybe; I still couldn't resist it though.

 

DILLIGAF

 

 

The "I couldn't resist it though" statement is a strong defence

[Pot]

Animal dear boy, as much as some people find Carl's threads annoying etc, that's a little rude.

 

I'm sure his/her pointless threads are more detrimental to the club (club rules?) than one comment...

[Sheefa]

Thanks for that Carl. I had mass amounts of good fun this morning doing that

[Jay_vr6]

another I can't believe I wasted 2 mins reading this rubbish, thread. but still Animals post made me smile somewhat

[Carl_S]

Do you know shell garages are charging 10p per carrier bag now?

 

I mean I agree with all this green stuff but it might be nice to advertise the fact in the garage shop somewhere, not tell you after you've bought stuff that you then have to carry to the car!!

 

Wow, A breath of fresh air, thanks Charlotte.

 

Submission Number 2

 

Four Jobs I Have Had in my Life:

1. Your mum's Masseur

 

2. Your mum's Gyna minge inspector

 

3. Milkman

 

4. Your mum's Cherry Picker

 

 

Four Places I Have Lived:

1. Under your mum's bed

 

2. In your mum's wardrobe

 

3. In the Shed

 

4. Preston

 

 

Four things that make me really mad

1. You

 

2. Your Posts

 

Four places I would rather be right now:

1. In your mum

 

2. In bed (see above)

 

 

Four memorable moments

 

1. First time I did your mum.

 

2. and her sister

 

.....bored now, you get the idea

 

 

 

I get the idea. I'd say both of our submissions were equally as weak

 

Thanks for that Carl. I had mass amounts of good fun this morning doing that

 

My pleasure.

 

The "I couldn't resist it though" statement is a strong defence

 

It's always a strong defense. Though not in court I hear