Carl_S Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 I got this email the yesterday, I didn't like it, but found myself compulsively replying to it instead of ignoring it. I filled it in, and here it is. Whats you're contribution, doesnt have to be the truth, just showcase your wit! Or lack of it. Then for for whos you think is the best at the end. I'd cast your vote after you we get 20 submissions. You can vote for more than one... Just delete my answers and put yours in. Submission Number 1 Four Jobs I Have Had in my Life: 1. Masseur 2. Editorial assistant 3. Paperboy 4. Cherry Picker Four Places I Have Lived: 1. Bournemouth 2. Aix en Provence 3. Cologne 4. Preston Four Places I Have Been on Holiday: 1. Australia 2. Belgium 3. Vienna 4. Scotland Four favourite possessions 1. Camcorder 2. Toyota Supra TT 3. Mont Blanc Pen 4. Running trainers Four things that make me really mad 1. Zoos 2. Goats 3. Little barking dogs 4. Little barking dogs Four places I would rather be right now: 1. Amsterdam 2. In bed 3. Flying a jet plane with a co pilot 4. At the gym Four memorable moments 1. Winning a game of crazy golf against two belgium girls when I was 19. 2. Eating chicken drumsticks on NYE 1993 3. Jumping down the side of a building with the "Fathers for Justice banner". 4. Adlibing Japanese "No" Theatre at school Four worst moments 1. Not knowing whether to vote yes or no in a Poll. 2. Drinking so much Guiness that something happened to my poo. 3. When my little black cat got run over. 4. When I lost my job as a toliet cleaner. Four biggest dreams 1. To die healthy and happy 2. To have an interesting, funny, gripping novel published. 3. To fall into a vat of runny white chocolate, and drink some. 4. Marry a Princess from Norway and live in cloud cukoo land where it rains milk and honey. Four things people think before they get to know the real me 1. That I eat very healthily 24/7 2. That I'm reliable 3. That I'm High class. 4. That I'm Rich Four biggest faults 1. Disorganised 2. Putting things off 3. Too Critical 4. Fantastist Four biggest attributes 1. My front teeth 2. My Buttocks 3. My Heart 4. My Imagination Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Carl_S mass identity theft attempt #1837 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Phew! It's the end of my lunch break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 You really are quite annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 I don't get it? How is it a humour contest? H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 You really are quite annoying. "Very" - even though he's blocked I still find myself clicking the link to view a new post from him just so that I can see how increasingly annoying he's becoming. I don't get it? How is it a humour contest? I suspect it's actually another "look at me" contest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Oh dear god, no... I used to remove people's email accounts for sending this stuff round. Carl; it is viral, and most people REALLY REALLY REALLY get annoyed at seeing it, so don't expect much response Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 I suspect it's actually another "look at me" contest I've only seen you once Michael, so I would imagine I'd lose that one........ H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 I think you're a nice guy Carl and your hearts in the right place but you post up anymore of this twoddle im going to ban you .....I cant even do that anymore I feel so useless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 must be hard being a mere mortal mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 I think you're a nice guy Carl and your hearts in the right place..... I feel so useless I agree with you on both points Not so big without the remote control huh? (Just kidding about ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl_S Posted April 2, 2008 Author Share Posted April 2, 2008 Oh dear god, no... I used to remove people's email accounts for sending this stuff round. Carl; it is viral, and most people REALLY REALLY REALLY get annoyed at seeing it, so don't expect much response Actually it was a friend that sent it. Oh well, never mind. Just a bit of fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl_S Posted April 2, 2008 Author Share Posted April 2, 2008 must be hard being a mere mortal mate Lol, it kinda sucks. Thank you fellow human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl_S Posted April 2, 2008 Author Share Posted April 2, 2008 I don't get it? How is it a humour contest? H. Copy and paste the questionnaire with your own answers in H.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 I agree with you on both points Not so big without the remote control huh? (Just kidding about ) selective quoting... I have no threats because I have no power Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Four things that make me really mad 2. Goats Four things people think before they get to know the real me 3. That I'm High class. There is the humour *grin* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Lol, it kinda sucks. Thank you fellow human. Was talking to Whitesupraboy. LOL. Its obvious your among us pond life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 selective quoting... I have no threats because I have no power Nope, but I'm sure there is an offence for taking the mick out of an ex-mod...so I will wait (spys Homer on thread ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Nope, but I'm sure there is an offence for taking the mick out of an ex-mod...so I will wait (spys Homer on thread ) no chance....the mods took the mick out of me when I was a mod. Its almost rude not too apparently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Was talking to Whitesupraboy. LOL. Its obvious your among us pond life lol Im in the same goldfish bowl as the rest of you, only difference is I have got that nice plastic castle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Copy and paste the questionnaire with your own answers in H.. There is the humour *grin* Hmm, maybe something wrong with my laptop!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 http://www.goodbyecitylife.com/images/goat-ears.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Why do Goats make you mad Carl? Bad night out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl_S Posted April 2, 2008 Author Share Posted April 2, 2008 Was talking to Whitesupraboy. LOL. Its obvious your among us pond life Yep, I am. Hmm, maybe something wrong with my laptop!! Nevermind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl_S Posted April 2, 2008 Author Share Posted April 2, 2008 Why do Goats make you mad Carl? Bad night out? Lol. Just thought it was witty. But enough about me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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