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Humour Contest


Carl_S

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I got this email the yesterday, I didn't like it, but found myself compulsively replying to it instead of ignoring it. I filled it in, and here it is. Whats you're contribution, doesnt have to be the truth, just showcase your wit! Or lack of it. ;) Then for for whos you think is the best at the end. I'd cast your vote after you we get 20 submissions. :) You can vote for more than one...

 

Just delete my answers and put yours in.

 

Submission Number 1

 

Four Jobs I Have Had in my Life:

1. Masseur

 

2. Editorial assistant

 

3. Paperboy

 

4. Cherry Picker

 

 

Four Places I Have Lived:

1. Bournemouth

 

2. Aix en Provence

 

3. Cologne

 

4. Preston

 

 

Four Places I Have Been on Holiday:

1. Australia

 

2. Belgium

 

3. Vienna

 

4. Scotland

 

 

 

 

Four favourite possessions

1. Camcorder

 

2. Toyota Supra TT

 

3. Mont Blanc Pen

 

4. Running trainers

 

 

Four things that make me really mad

1. Zoos

 

2. Goats

 

3. Little barking dogs

 

4. Little barking dogs

 

 

 

 

Four places I would rather be right now:

1. Amsterdam

 

2. In bed

 

3. Flying a jet plane with a co pilot

 

4. At the gym

 

Four memorable moments

 

1. Winning a game of crazy golf against two belgium girls when I was 19.

 

2. Eating chicken drumsticks on NYE 1993

 

3. Jumping down the side of a building with the "Fathers for Justice banner".

 

4. Adlibing Japanese "No" Theatre at school

 

 

Four worst moments

1. Not knowing whether to vote yes or no in a Poll.

 

2. Drinking so much Guiness that something happened to my poo.

 

3. When my little black cat got run over.

 

4. When I lost my job as a toliet cleaner.

 

Four biggest dreams

1. To die healthy and happy

 

2. To have an interesting, funny, gripping novel published.

 

3. To fall into a vat of runny white chocolate, and drink some.

 

4. Marry a Princess from Norway and live in cloud cukoo land where it rains milk and honey.

 

 

Four things people think before they get to know the real me

1. That I eat very healthily 24/7

 

2. That I'm reliable

 

3. That I'm High class.

 

4. That I'm Rich

 

 

Four biggest faults

1. Disorganised

 

2. Putting things off

3. Too Critical

 

4. Fantastist

 

 

Four biggest attributes

1. My front teeth

 

2. My Buttocks

 

3. My Heart

4. My Imagination

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You really are quite annoying.;)

 

"Very" - even though he's blocked I still find myself clicking the link to view a new post from him just so that I can see how increasingly annoying he's becoming.

 

I don't get it?

 

How is it a humour contest?:rolleyes:

 

I suspect it's actually another "look at me" contest :rolleyes:

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Oh dear god, no...

 

I used to remove people's email accounts for sending this stuff round.

 

Carl; it is viral, and most people REALLY REALLY REALLY get annoyed at seeing it, so don't expect much response :)

 

Actually it was a friend that sent it. Oh well, never mind. Just a bit of fun.

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