Havard Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 A bloke is in the queue at a supermarket when he notices a gorgeous blonde is raising her hand and smiling at him. He is rather taken a back that someone so attractive was trying to get his attention, although she did look familiar, he can't place where he knows her from so he asks "Sorry love, do you know me?" The blonde replies "I could me mistaken but I think you might be the father of one of my children!" His mind shoots back to the only time he'd been unfaithful. he says "Christ, your not the strippergram who I shagged on the snooker table in front of all my mates on my stag do are you?" She says "No, I'm your sons English teacher!!"..... H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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